Here we go, the last Nip/Tuck of the year. At least it comes back on air sooner than House (I think I'm remembering right...)

I was looking at a Nip/Tuck community, and some were bitching about Matt and Kimber being drug addicts, the reality show episode, and the "alien" episode, among other things. I'm sitting there thinking..."Dudes, you do realize Nip/Tuck is and always has been a glorified soap opera?" XD

The spirits of Christmas.


...They look so overjoyed.


Sean is so excited about doing Secret Santa. Can I go hug him now?


Matt ruined the fun.


"METH LAB? WTF? REWIND, BITCHES."


Clearly, Julia, you're irrelevant to the "Matt's two daddies" dynamic. LOL.


Matt's bringing sexy back.


Completely random, unrelated thought: does Julia even work since selling her business?


Oh! But his beautiful face is conveniently unscarred!


"IN CASE YOU CAN'T TELL, I DISAPPROVE."


"You need some grafting. We'll take some skin from your ass. You know, the place where you keep your brain." +1


"NO SECRET SANTA FOR YOU."


MY EYES. BURN. BUUUUUUURN.


"I feel bad about sneaking around."
"So let's just tell him."
"Let's wait until after the holidays." Just...no. *facepalm*


Lulz. Watching this episode out of context, it seriously seems like Christian's cheating on Sean. Well played, Nip/Tuck.


>=D


I will not point out the symbolism. I will not. It's too easy.


Upon finding nekkid!Christian: "....what are you doing?"


"Just working out. I always do this after I masturbate." Best. Reply. Ever.


And what does Sean do? Suggest they go get a tree.


Never mind that Christian's completely naked, yet again.


"Sean, Sean, Sean. You can't expect me to exercise in front of the mirror and not whack off again."
".....You're sick."


"Hug?" I think I need a new icon...


XDDDDDDDDDD


"Go by yourself. I can take all night. I need a lot of foreplay." *amused that House said something similar to Wilson and was also lying*


"I'll wait." o_O


His face! LOL.



"Christian! You done?"


"You go on, man. I just want to take a nap and cuddle."


"Get up and let's go!" Plan B: try to be a dom.


"No! I'm all snuggled up here."


"WHY IS JULIA'S PHONE HERE? I DUN GET IT."


"Fine, I'll go. But I don't want to hear any complaints about it's size or shape."
"I'm not one of your girlfriends, Sean."


Julia, you're a cheating ho. You have no right to bitch about anything o_O;


"It takes two to tango when it comes to Kimber. Preferably eight - one for each tentacle."


I had to see it, so you do, too.


Everyone on this show is so twisted.


"Would you like to hold baby Jenna?"


"Yeah, may I?"
"NO BABY FOR YOU."


Again, great song selection.


...is anyone really surprised? XD


"I made some fruitcake. Got the recipe from one of my mom's exes - she was a real bitch, but a dynamite pastry chef."


"At least there was something you liked about her." Julia....no, I'm not going to bother to point out the irony here.


FRUITCAKE!


"This is my mother Julia, and one of my fathers, Christian Troy."


"Matty has two daddies." He's so proud of that, isn't he? XD


Real subtle, there.


"WHAT'S GOING ON? I DUN GET IT."


So mature. Goes with the "I love my dick" picture frame, eh?



At this point, I was just waiting for Sean to catch on. I mean, come on.


"You guys are screwing each other." DING DING DING. WE HAVE WINNER.


"When were you going to tell me? [...] Or did you just want me to catch you in the act when I came home early by mistake?"


....


"It's not like we're cheating on you." Yes. "We." Mwahahaha.


"YOU'RE SUCH A CLUELESS PIECE OF SHIT."


I thought we were about to have a canon!gay moment here. (They seriously stared at each other too long.)


I wouldn't put it past this show - they did give Christian one.


"We love each other, Sean." And...Sean's heart shatters into a gazillion pieces.


"You left early this morning."
"I didn't see any point in staying in bed if I wasn't sleeping."


Pouting.


"We've been through enough over the years to split us apart and then some. But, somehow, we always end up back together." Yes, yes you do.


"I won't see Julia if it means that much to you."


Sean's owning this episode with the pouting and the glasses and the adorable.


"Why didn't you just go to New York and sleep with her there? Why did you have to follow me all the way here to do it because that's the only way you could get off?"


More pouting.


"I won't do it without your blessing."




Made of sex.


Look, the kidlings! (Wilbur's still the cutest.)


EVER GONNA TELL YOUR FAITHFUL GIRLFRIEND YOU'RE A CHEATING HO?


FOR REALZ. YOU'RE BEING INTENTIONALLY DEVIOUS.


Christian has threesome fantasies.


LIZ =D



It's guy love. That's all it is.




Check out the Liz/Olivia action in the background. Much better couple.


Christian has guiltyface.


And to round it out, here's Bulimic Slut.


FRUITCAKE!


Playing daddy to Wilbur. >=D