I'm terrible at Photoshop. But I've never been so determined to 'shop an image until now...

( When the promo monkeys give you lemons, make lemonade. )

You start dating someone. They have quirks. They’re endearing. Then the quirks become flaws. And they’re fucking annoying and you just want to punch the goddamn motherfucking asshole in the face after a while.

( And that’s when you know it’s over. )

And now I’ll wait for some patronizing asshole to ignore my carefully articularted points and attribute all my dissatisfaction to shipping preferences, despite never mentioning them in this post. Fuck you, too =)

It was terrible.

I seriously didn't expect it to be this bad.

( So, basically... )

Holy crap, I'm actually inspired to make some predictions for how the rest of this season and the beginning of next season will play out...

( Spoilers mentioned, duh. )

Title Phases
Rating R
Characters House/Amber
Word Count 200
Spoilers None
Summary Their responses are as different as fire and water; the way they cope isn't.
A/N Concrit, please.

( The dark is the one part that doesn’t surprise her. )

Some icons, because it was that epic. Between this and "Wilson," St. Doris better watch out! (She still has a chance to top this ep with 621, RIGHT?)

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Title All the Fun You Think They Had
Rating PG
Characters House, Wilson, Amber
Word Count 400
Spoilers None
Summary The grass is always greener...
A/N For dailyprompt: "why can't I be you?"

( He’s forced to watch Amber mark her territory before leaving, planting a goodbye kiss on Wilson. )

Wilson: You two are like dogs circling each other in the park. And I say that with all the love in the world. You need to sniff each other’s butts, bare your teeth, and arrive at some strange detente. Otherwise, you’ll end up biting each other’s eyes out. Again, with all the love in the world.

House and Amber decide to have “joint custody” of Wilson and formally hammer out an arrangement. The show runner referred to the storyline as “a triangle of affection.” Hugh Laurie (House) called it a ménage à trois.

How could I not ship it?

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Title Any Fool Can Tell the Truth
Rating PG-13
Characters/Pairings House, Amber; Wilson/Amber, House/Wilson
Word Count 2,279
Spoilers None
Summary House calls Amber to pick him up from a bar; the games aren't over quite yet.
A/N This is only the beginning of something insane.

( …but it requires a man of some sense to know how to lie well. )

I was actually looking forward to this episode. I came home and my mom said it was really good. I was all excited.

But, meh. It was okay.

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http://ausiellofiles.ew.com/2010/02/02/house-cuddy-spoilers-lisa-edelstein

Fuck me, I was way too happy while watching this.

Please be awesome, Cuddy. I can't have my heart broken AGAIN. I like being able to like you!

First, I really need a new House/Wilson icon. And to clean up my tags. Anyways.

( On the pranks. )

( On Cuddy. )

( The couples. )

I made the, uh, sacrifice of re-watching all the House/Wilson scenes. And taking a few screencaps. The sillier stuff is listed first:

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...and, um I now have the sudden urge to write some meta on the Chase/Cameron parallels and "married speech" between House and Wilson. Ffffuuuu.

Cross-posted to greglovesjimmy

I ALREADY LOVED IT, BUT I'M ALL OTP ON THEM AFTER TONIGHT.

( IT'S A DOOMED SHIP BUT I DON'T CARE LET ME ENJOY THIS )

...have become so apologetic, I swear. Other shippers get excited about any kind of good news, we bitch and complain and imagine the worst possible outcomes.

We also hate half of the pairing and allow bashing of that half, yet demand everyone must respect Cuddy and Huddy and agree that House loves Cuddy.

Sometimes, I wonder if I'm posting in the wrong community @_@

Gonna have to rewatch this and organize my thoughts. Not OMG AMAZING but not OMG UTTER CRAP, either. And a lot of WTH moments (in good and bad ways).

Though, ( SPOILER ) made sense while I simultaneously WTF'd and have the urge to mock House for the rest of eternity.

Okay, going to bed, gotta get up at 5:30 tomorrow...

I love Amber, am liking Cameron more each day, and am just fine with Thirteen when she's not David Shore's Mary-Sue. I can (and have) point out all the ways the writers have messed up with the other female characters, but in the end, I can overlook the flaws and enjoy the show.

But then there's Cuddy, who hits way too many of my squicks to the point of distraction.

This is for all the Cuddy-haters who do not hate women, but perhaps have too much respect for them to tolerate this grotesque caricature.

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I was sick the past few days, so I rewatched some of Season 5. And now I've taken a few screencaps and wrote up some thoughts on the season as a whole.

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Title I Love You, I Hate You - Trailer
Song Bodily
Artist Ani DiFranco
Pairing Amber/13
Spoilers None
Summary After Thirteen's Huntington's test comes back positive, she starts an unhealthy affair with Amber. And when Amber gets into an accident, their relationship changes...
A/N Made this shortly after the "I Love You, I Hate You" video; pretty much the same story, but in trailer form. I guess that's why I didn't post it before, even though I like it a lot.

( There's something wrong with you. )

DAMN YOOOOOOOOOOOOU.

( Season 6 spoilers of the :D variety )