Title All the Fun You Think They Had
Rating PG
Characters House, Wilson, Amber
Word Count 400
Spoilers None
Summary The grass is always greener...
A/N For dailyprompt: "why can't I be you?"

( He’s forced to watch Amber mark her territory before leaving, planting a goodbye kiss on Wilson. )

Title Twice the Trouble
Rating PG
Pairing House/Wilson/Amber (Established)
Word Count 100
Spoilers None
Summary And Wilson thought he’d be safe with Amber to keep an eye on House.

( Come on. It’ll be fun, I promise. )

Title Perfect Ending to a Perfect Day
Rating PG
Characters Amber, Taub, Thirteen
Word Count 547
Spoilers 409 - Games
Summary Amber tries to cope with losing.

( He said he loves his wife, but you wonder how fast you can get him to stray; it can be a game. )

Title Five Times House Almost Died
Rating PG
Pairing House/Wilson
Word Count 312
Spoilers 403 - 97 Seconds
Summary The five times House almost dies, Wilson is there.

( The first of many times you wake up, Wilson is there. )

Title Thank God For Sneezing
Rating PG
Pairing House/Wilson
Word Count 662
Spoilers 401 - Alone
Summary House's sneeze knocks him off-balance. Thank God.
A/N Yes, inspired by the promo picture. The only way to stop my fangirling is just to give in.

( Reading makes you stupid. )

Title Touch
Rating PG
Pairing House/Wilson
Word Count 448
Spoilers None
Summary James Wilson is not a touchy-feely guy.
A/N Another short fic to keep from going insane while working on a much longer one. And on a completely unrelated note: I had a dream about Wilson, House, Foreman, and Cameron (yes, I know, no Chase!) having a freaky four-way in a patient's kitchen. I blame Nip/Tuck.

( Sometimes Wilson is pretty stupid when it comes to House. )

Title Seriously!?
Rating PG
Pairing House/Wilson
Word Count 142
Spoilers 319 - Act Your Age
Summary Wilson comes out to House. Or does he?

( “You want to see me naked!” )

Title Five Senses
Rating PG
Pairing House/Wilson
Word Count 405
Spoilers None
Summary The ways House hears, sees, smells, touches, and tastes Wilson.

( Half the time, you aren't even sure what Wilson is running his mouth about. )

Title Pillow Talk
Rating PG
Pairing House/Wilson
Word Count 331
Spoilers None
Summary After House’s couch has been rendered...unsuitable for sleeping on, Wilson invades House’s bed.
A/N This wasn't originally meant to be goofy. And yet here it is.

( Yeah…sleeping in your friend’s bed isn’t weird. And you think you’re so well-adjusted. )

Title Jimmy Doth Protest Too Much
Rating PG
Pairing House/Wilson
Word Count 100
Spoilers None
Summary “We’re not…” Wilson protests for the millionth time.

( We’re not g-er, together. )

Title Intimacy
Rating PG
Pairing House/Wilson
Word Count 564
Spoilers 314 - Insensitive
Summary House and Wilson try to get their old relationship back.

( It was gone. The intimacy between him and Wilson. And not “intimate” in a euphemistic way. )

Title Five People Who Loved House (And How He Broke Their Hearts)
Rating PG
Pairing House/Wilson; House/Cuddy, House/Stacy, House/Cameron, House-Chase
Word Count 1,997
Spoilers 314 - Insensitive, and a bit beyond (although not very noticeable)
Summary Cuddy, Stacy, Cameron, Chase, and Wilson think about their twisted relationships with House.

( Some people would ask, with no tact at all, how Wilson’s relationship with House could go back to normal so quickly. )

Title Waiting
Rating PG
Pairing House-Wilson
Word Count 1,020
Spoilers 311 - Words and Deeds
Summary House learns to appreciate Wilson.
A/N First fanfic I wrote in a long time, and first for House. Originally posted here: http://community.livejournal.com/house_wilson/984695.html

( ...Never ending pain. Too bad there weren’t all-you-can-eat varieties of pill bottles. )