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Fic - Jimmy Doth Protest Too Much

  • Feb. 25th, 2007 at 8:49 PM
ranrata: (house-housewilson)
Title Jimmy Doth Protest Too Much
Rating PG
Pairing House/Wilson
Word Count 100
Spoilers None
Summary “We’re not…” Wilson protests for the millionth time.



“…We’re not gay.”

House gave Wilson a look. “You know that thingy that happens when you assume?”


“We’re – I’m not gay.”

House gave Wilson a look. “Tell yourself again. Maybe you’ll listen this time.”


“Is it because you’re a closet case?”

House looked down; no lightning-speed comeback.

“We’re not g—er, together.”

House gave Wilson a look, then said to Kalvin, “He is so self-loathing.”


“How long have you been together?”

Damn, even the waitress had to ask.

“Ten years now.”

House gave Wilson a look and raised his glass. “Mazel tov.”

Comments

[identity profile] laurazel.livejournal.com wrote:
Feb. 26th, 2007 02:24 am (UTC)
OMG It's too adorable!!! *o*
[identity profile] no-eden.livejournal.com wrote:
Feb. 26th, 2007 02:27 am (UTC)
This wins.
[identity profile] ranrata.livejournal.com wrote:
Feb. 26th, 2007 07:38 pm (UTC)
Yay, I win!
[identity profile] cristihl.livejournal.com wrote:
Feb. 26th, 2007 02:30 am (UTC)
haha funny...so like Wilson and House. You rock
[identity profile] ranrata.livejournal.com wrote:
Feb. 26th, 2007 07:39 pm (UTC)
Yay, I rock!
[identity profile] johanirae.livejournal.com wrote:
Feb. 26th, 2007 02:36 am (UTC)
LOLZ great :D
[identity profile] fatalisticrebel.livejournal.com wrote:
Feb. 26th, 2007 03:10 am (UTC)
Hee hee. This makes me giggle like mad.
[identity profile] msliz4857.livejournal.com wrote:
Feb. 26th, 2007 03:23 am (UTC)
Hee! Love it...Jimmy comes around eventually!
ext_25649: House sucking a lollipop while staring at Wilson (Default)
[identity profile] daisylily.livejournal.com wrote:
Feb. 26th, 2007 09:12 am (UTC)
Ha ha! Excellent!
[identity profile] frakkingrackles.livejournal.com wrote:
Feb. 26th, 2007 10:26 am (UTC)
Explains what Wilson was doing there first thing in the morning!
[identity profile] savemoony.livejournal.com wrote:
Feb. 26th, 2007 04:33 pm (UTC)
OOOH SO MUCH LOVE FOR SO LITTLE WORDS!
[identity profile] ranrata.livejournal.com wrote:
Feb. 26th, 2007 07:39 pm (UTC)
Yay, capslock love!
[identity profile] sorion.livejournal.com wrote:
Feb. 27th, 2007 09:04 pm (UTC)
That story is so damn sweet and funny, I don't have words ^_~
*giggles*

Thanks for sharing ^-^

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