Title All the Fun You Think They Had
Rating PG
Characters House, Wilson, Amber
Word Count 400
Spoilers None
Summary The grass is always greener...
A/N For dailyprompt: "why can't I be you?"

( He’s forced to watch Amber mark her territory before leaving, planting a goodbye kiss on Wilson. )

Title Any Fool Can Tell the Truth
Rating PG-13
Characters/Pairings House, Amber; Wilson/Amber, House/Wilson
Word Count 2,279
Spoilers None
Summary House calls Amber to pick him up from a bar; the games aren't over quite yet.
A/N This is only the beginning of something insane.

( …but it requires a man of some sense to know how to lie well. )

Song Jizz In My Pants
Artist The Lonely Island
Pairing House/Wilson
Spoilers Clips from 516 - The Softer Side
Summary House and Wilson jizz in their pants. Do I need to say more?
A/N Just...watch it.

( I just ate a grape and I jizzed in pants! )

Title Five Times House Loved A Man
Rating PG-13
Pairing House/Wilson
Word Count 500
Spoilers None
Summary Just like the title says. Five drabbles.

( You loved him. )