Rating PG-13
Characters/Pairings House, Amber; Wilson/Amber, House/Wilson
Word Count 2,279
Spoilers None
Summary House calls Amber to pick him up from a bar; the games aren't over quite yet.
A/N This is only the beginning of something insane.
( …but it requires a man of some sense to know how to lie well. )
Rating PG
Pairing House/Wilson/Amber (Established)
Word Count 100
Spoilers None
Summary And Wilson thought he’d be safe with Amber to keep an eye on House.
( Come on. It’ll be fun, I promise. )
Song Colors (Karaoke Version)
Artist Hikaru Utada
Pairing House/Wilson/Amber
Spoilers Clips from 523 - Under My Skin...though you might not be able to tell.
Summary House proposes a three-way to Wilson and Amber.
A/N Because the "Jizz in My Pants" video wasn't perverted enough. (And there is a punchline to this video.)
( Read more... )
Rating PG-13
Pairing House/Wilson/Amber
Word Count 242
Spoilers Season 4
Summary Amber wants to play a game.
A/N For cryptictac's House/Cuddy/Wilson/Amber Drabble-A-Thon. Prompt: don't touch.
( Strange rules, but he's willing to abide by them. )
Rating NC-17
Pairing House/Wilson, Wilson/Amber
Word Count 5,673
Spoilers 411 - Frozen
Summary The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over expecting different results.
A/N Kind of an expansion on "He Said." This story ate my brain for two months (how sad) so I'm glad to be done with it. First NC-17 fic released to the world and blah blah blah...
( Now he's close enough to feel House's breath on his face; it smells predictably of his typical evening scotch. The top button of his shirt is undone. )
Rating PG-13
Pairing House/Wilson (Established)
Word Count 495
Spoilers None
Summary House and Wilson become a stereotype.
( We could have been well on our way to orgasmic bliss by now. )
( And on an even more amusing note... )
Rating PG-13
Pairing House/Wilson, Wilson/Amber
Word Count 100
Spoilers 411 - Frozen
Summary Wilson can't forget what House said.
( You can't help but wonder... )
Rating PG-13
Pairing House/Wilson
Word Count 290
Spoilers 406 - Whatever It Takes
Summary House calls Wilson.
( Hey, hey Wilson – Wilson, guess what I'm wearing. )
Rating PG-13
Pairing House/Wilson, House/Wilson/Cuddy
Word Count 1,200
Spoilers None
Summary Twelve unrelated drabbles, just like the title says. Written while listening to Noe Venable's Boots.
A/N The thing about drabbles...you do one batch, then you want to do more. Or maybe I'm just extra-fangirly because Season 4 is so close to starting.
( The shortest time you've gone from happily married to adulterous: twenty-four days. )
Rating PG-13
Pairing House/Wilson
Word Count 500
Spoilers None
Summary Just like the title says. Five drabbles.
( You loved him. )
Rating PG-13
Pairing House/Wilson (Established)
Word Count 2,343
Spoilers None
Summary House gets into one of his moods when he finds an interesting case. Wilson copes.
A/N Writing established House/Wilson is even harder than I thought it would be. Wow. There's really not a lot to go on.
( Wilson's mind had a running commentary of “glass walls glass walls glass walls” every time he walked into this office. )
Rating PG-13
Pairing House/Wilson, Wilson/Cuddy, Wilson/Chase, Wilson/OMC
Word Count 1,564
Spoilers Some Season 3 references
Summary Five ways Wilson could have come out (or been forced out) of the closet, but more than likely didn't.
A/N I've been wanting to write this one forever. Entertainingly, OpenOffice likes to guess what word I'm typing. For this story, it decided I was trying to title it "Five Ways Wilson Didn't Come Outrageously." That sounds like a fun story. Alas, it's not this one.
( What's the differential diagnosis for an adult male who blow dries his hair? Besides being Chase, of course. )
Rating PG
Pairing House/Wilson
Word Count 448
Spoilers None
Summary James Wilson is not a touchy-feely guy.
A/N Another short fic to keep from going insane while working on a much longer one. And on a completely unrelated note: I had a dream about Wilson, House, Foreman, and Cameron (yes, I know, no Chase!) having a freaky four-way in a patient's kitchen. I blame Nip/Tuck.
( Sometimes Wilson is pretty stupid when it comes to House. )
Rating PG-13
Pairing House/Wilson, House/Stacy
Word Count 1,322
Spoilers 322 - Resignation
Summary "Have you ever loved anybody else?" From three point of views.
( You miss that more than free sex. )
Rating PG-13
Pairing House/Wilson; Wilson/Cuddy and House/Cuddy if you squint
Word Count 1,779
Spoilers This is written as a pseudo-alternate version of season three (only because I'm too impatient to wait for the season to end and start from there), and some events occur in the story, although a little jumbled up, so yes and no to there being spoilers.
Summary House is running out of vicodin and Wilson notices him limping again. Then House is forced to bond with a rape victim, drudging up bad memories and more pain.
A/N Well, here's chapter 4, which kind of took it's own direction. It feels a bit...off, but I did some tweaking that seemed to make it worse, so I left it alone.
( He stopped putting faith into anyone a long time ago – not in his father, mother, friends, and especially not lovers. )
Rating PG-13
Pairing House/Wilson; some Cameron/Chase
Word Count 1,630
Spoilers This is written as a pseudo-alternate version of season three (only because I'm too impatient to wait for the season to end and start from there), and some events occur in the story, although a little jumbled up, so yes and no to there being spoilers.
Summary Cameron accidently catches House and Wilson kissing while delivering a case. Being Cameron, she can't drop the issue and investigates, and Wilson being himself, panics.
A/N Here's chapter 3, which is actually the first one I wrote (and the easiest)! This chapter's song, "I'm A Guy," is from Anjuli Dawn's album Give, and taken completely out of context to make it fit =D God, I love this song.
( “I think I saw House kissing Wilson,” Cameron says in a small voice, as if she is suffering some sort of trauma from seeing her boss lock lips with someone who isn't her. )
Rating PG-13
Pairing House/Wilson; some Wilson/Cuddy and Cameron/Chase
Word Count 1,589
Spoilers This is written as a pseudo-alternate version of season three (only because I'm too impatient to wait for the season to end and start from there), and some events occur in the story, although a little jumbled up, so yes and no to there being spoilers.
Summary Whitner is beating House at his mind games. He gets an inappropriately young stalker and Wilson is...jealous?
A/N Forgive me, but I must plug Noe Venable for a moment, since I nabbed the lyrics from her. "Don't Stop Crying" is on her album Boots.
( “Cuddy's breasts look bigger, don't they?” He lifts his hands up to demonstrate. “Fuller.” )
Rating PG-13
Pairing House/Wilson; some House/Cuddy and Wilson/Cuddy
Word Count 1,838
Spoilers This is written as a pseudo-alternate version of season three (only because I'm too impatient to wait for the season to end and start from there), and some events occur in the story, although a little jumbled up, so yes and no to there being spoilers.
Summary House can walk and Cuddy wants Wilson's sperm. But nothing's ever that simple, and, of course, you can't always get what you want. Oh, and a definitely-lesbian Julie Whitner appears as a recurring character.
( After three months of running laps and being cooped up with Wilson, he is craving a case as much as he craves vicodin. Used to crave, he reminds himself, because he doesn't need it anymore. )
Rating PG-13
Pairing House/Wilson
Word Count 605
Spoilers 311 - Words and Deeds
Summary House gets back from his scam rehab and kisses Wilson; Wilson has no immediate complaints.
( Wilson works slowly through the paperwork on the desk and sighs; he doesn't feel a particular need to rush, because there is nothing waiting at home for him. )
Rating PG
Pairing House/Wilson
Word Count 405
Spoilers None
Summary The ways House hears, sees, smells, touches, and tastes Wilson.
( Half the time, you aren't even sure what Wilson is running his mouth about. )