Title All the Fun You Think They Had
Rating PG
Characters House, Wilson, Amber
Word Count 400
Spoilers None
Summary The grass is always greener...
A/N For dailyprompt: "why can't I be you?"

( He’s forced to watch Amber mark her territory before leaving, planting a goodbye kiss on Wilson. )

Title Any Fool Can Tell the Truth
Rating PG-13
Characters/Pairings House, Amber; Wilson/Amber, House/Wilson
Word Count 2,279
Spoilers None
Summary House calls Amber to pick him up from a bar; the games aren't over quite yet.
A/N This is only the beginning of something insane.

( …but it requires a man of some sense to know how to lie well. )

I think I finally have a working script for my comic, so now to waste some time on the fandom side of things...

( Amber, Kutner, and Uhura, oh my! )

Title Speed
Rating PG-13
Characters Amber (plus a cameo by Cristina of Grey's Anatomy)
Word Count 300
Spoilers None
Summary The drugs are a tool like any, and she's going to use them to win.
A/N Written for The Amber Volakis Honorary Tribute Ficlet Fest. Hopefully more to come. Prompt: speed. Duh.

( She tilts her head back and dry swallows, the same way House does every day with his Vicodin. )

Okay, the emotions in this episode were too epic for TV. It hurts too damn much. D:

...and it's harder to watch the second time around.

It's like Crash. Except I've known the characters for 86 episodes instead of 2 hours.

Bitch-centric caps coming here soon (like, within a day).

( Warning: incoherency, lots of D: emoticons, and repeated use of the word 'fuck'. )

I finally recovered from the depressing spoilers to screencap the depressing episode!

...what is wrong with me? D:

Coherent thoughts were posted here.

Bitch-centric caps here.

( Made of awesome. )

Title Struggling to Exhale Oxygen
Rating PG-13
Characters Cuddy, Amber
Word Count 643
Spoilers Season 4
Summary One more reason Cuddy hates Amber.
A/N For cryptictac's House/Cuddy/Wilson/Amber Drabble-A-Thon. Prompt: Pregnancy. Title comes from a line of the Shena Ringo song "Souretsu."

( Cuddy really wants to leave; for some reason, she can barely stand to be in the same room as this woman. )

This is just a draft - I also reserve the right to take this all back if the show fucks up her character in the finale. (EDIT: They didn't, YAY. And now includes finale spoilers.)

( Why I love Amber the character. )

My coherent thoughts are here.

Bitch-centric caps coming this weekend here.

These last four episodes might end up being the last caps I do. I just anticipate college eating my brains. And time. Time's important.

( In which Wilson is the master manipulator. )

I was just going to toss this in with the screencaps, but I'm having downloading issues, so those won't be done for several more hours. Grr. I want to see drunken Wilson again!

( Talky talky talky. )

I was up until 1 AM squeeing again. And then I woke up late and almost missed the bus this morning. And I forgot to watch Nip/Tuck.

But I don't care.

( WE FUCKIN' WON. )

I was up until 1 AM squeeing. No joke.

(This set of caps is moreso shamelessly House/Wilson than usual.)

( Was it as good for you as it was for me? )

There will be more Amber-centric caps on my Cut-Throat Bitch website. Eventually. Must eat something. Now.

That's right! Here comes the feminist to suck the fun out of everything! And this is really just scratching the surface. I could write a whole essay on "Amber vs Thirteen" alone.

Spoilers for 409 - Games.

( Cuddy. Cameron. Thirteen. Amber. )

Title Perfect Ending to a Perfect Day
Rating PG
Characters Amber, Taub, Thirteen
Word Count 547
Spoilers 409 - Games
Summary Amber tries to cope with losing.

( He said he loves his wife, but you wonder how fast you can get him to stray; it can be a game. )