Title Twice the Trouble
Rating PG
Pairing House/Wilson/Amber (Established)
Word Count 100
Spoilers None
Summary And Wilson thought he’d be safe with Amber to keep an eye on House.

( Come on. It’ll be fun, I promise. )

Title Foreplay
Rating PG-13
Pairing House/Wilson (Established)
Word Count 495
Spoilers None
Summary House and Wilson become a stereotype.

( We could have been well on our way to orgasmic bliss by now. )

( And on an even more amusing note... )

Title Seriously!?
Rating PG
Pairing House/Wilson
Word Count 142
Spoilers 319 - Act Your Age
Summary Wilson comes out to House. Or does he?

( “You want to see me naked!” )

Title Pillow Talk
Rating PG
Pairing House/Wilson
Word Count 331
Spoilers None
Summary After House’s couch has been rendered...unsuitable for sleeping on, Wilson invades House’s bed.
A/N This wasn't originally meant to be goofy. And yet here it is.

( Yeah…sleeping in your friend’s bed isn’t weird. And you think you’re so well-adjusted. )

Title Jimmy Doth Protest Too Much
Rating PG
Pairing House/Wilson
Word Count 100
Spoilers None
Summary “We’re not…” Wilson protests for the millionth time.

( We’re not g-er, together. )