Title House Porn
Song Colors (Karaoke Version)
Artist Hikaru Utada
Pairing House/Wilson/Amber
Spoilers Clips from 523 - Under My Skin...though you might not be able to tell.
Summary House proposes a three-way to Wilson and Amber.
A/N Because the "Jizz in My Pants" video wasn't perverted enough. (And there is a punchline to this video.)

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Title Five Ways Wilson Didn't Come Out
Rating PG-13
Pairing House/Wilson, Wilson/Cuddy, Wilson/Chase, Wilson/OMC
Word Count 1,564
Spoilers Some Season 3 references
Summary Five ways Wilson could have come out (or been forced out) of the closet, but more than likely didn't.
A/N I've been wanting to write this one forever. Entertainingly, OpenOffice likes to guess what word I'm typing. For this story, it decided I was trying to title it "Five Ways Wilson Didn't Come Outrageously." That sounds like a fun story. Alas, it's not this one.

( What's the differential diagnosis for an adult male who blow dries his hair? Besides being Chase, of course. )