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Fic - Seriously!?

Apr. 18th, 2007 at 2:45 PM

ranrata: (house-housewilson)

Title Seriously!?
Rating PG
Pairing House/Wilson
Word Count 142
Spoilers 319 - Act Your Age
Summary Wilson comes out to House. Or does he?

“Just be straight with her.”

“I'm not sure what that is.”

“...”

“House, I'm gay.”

“Seriously?”

“No.”

“...”

“...”

“You are, aren't you?”

“...yeah. I also like to wear women's clothing.”

“I knew it!”

“Seriously?”

“Yeah, you're so girly. Makes sense. Fits.”

“Really? Because I was kidding.”

“Seriously?”

“Yeah.”

“About the gay thing, too?”

“Yeah.”

“And the Cuddy thing?”

“Thanks for the flowers. Night, House.”

“I have two more tickets.”

“When do I pick you up?”

“You did it again!”

“What?”

“You want to see me naked! Does that mean you have a bra on?”

“No, you want to see me naked.”

“But yes to the lacy underwear?”

“...yes.”

“Seriously?”

“No. Tell me when to pick you up, or you're walking. Night.”

And so, House decided he had to see Wilson naked in order to learn the truth. About everything. The end.

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graceongreyst.livejournal.com wrote:

Apr. 18th, 2007 07:08 pm (UTC)

O.k, I just laughed so hard it hurt, very enjoyable. God that episode was grand. I agree with the icons, I NEED Wilson scampering away, it will make my life complete.
Seriously.
I couldn't help myself.

evan-nicholas.livejournal.com wrote:

Apr. 18th, 2007 07:08 pm (UTC)

ha ha haaaa... that was great. I LOVED that episode, all of the "seriously" "no I'm kidding" "seriously?" "no I'm telling you the truth" "seriously?!" "no" moments. And a great fic very in character for the ep. Yay!

sandssavvy.livejournal.com wrote:

Apr. 18th, 2007 07:14 pm (UTC)

That was brilliant.

And so much love for that episode. :)

julorean.livejournal.com wrote:

Apr. 18th, 2007 07:28 pm (UTC)

Yaaay, I knew that ep would inspire some stellar post-ep fics. :D

I almost had a heart attack last night! I seriously (sorry), seriously thought Wilson was about to come out to House.
OMG SO DID I. It was the most awesome feeling ever. The actors are great.

And YES YE YES to the icons!

Hee. Great fic. I'm gonna pretend that is exactly what happened. :D Very much like the ep. I loved all the 'Yes. Seriously? No." stuff. XD

recrudescence.livejournal.com wrote:

Apr. 18th, 2007 07:30 pm (UTC)

God, they're gay. And this totally hit the spot after last night. *gives you a gold star*

elva-barr.livejournal.com wrote:

Apr. 18th, 2007 08:01 pm (UTC)

Enjoyable read. Very funny.

melawen-c.livejournal.com wrote:

Apr. 18th, 2007 08:09 pm (UTC)

Hee!!! Oh, this is fantastic! :D

*waits impatiently for fun Wilson icons*

jeva-chan.livejournal.com wrote:

Apr. 18th, 2007 08:11 pm (UTC)

*sneeeeeeeeerk* I think I love you~

I loved that scene so much~ XDDDD

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scifiroots.livejournal.com wrote:

Apr. 18th, 2007 08:27 pm (UTC)

OMG I love you. *cracks up* I about died, too. I definately had to have bruised

kay_cricketed because of over-zealous nudging of elation. =D

axmxz.livejournal.com wrote:

Apr. 18th, 2007 08:46 pm (UTC)

Says exactly what needed to be said. :)

nakannalee.livejournal.com wrote:

Apr. 18th, 2007 09:09 pm (UTC)

You know in Half-Wit when House was going to Boston to get that little injection of pleasure in his brain? Yeah, well, that's the equivalent of what last night's "seriously" conversations were to me. **Ziiing! Instant euphoria** And this little elaborated conversation you wrote gave me such a huge smile, b/c it was so close to what I was thinking during AYA! :P

Ohhh, yes, our boys are back. *rejoices*

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teyla wrote:

Apr. 18th, 2007 09:56 pm (UTC)

Almost 24 hours after watching last night's episode, my euphoria was tempering off. This brought it right back. Thank you! :)

genagirl.livejournal.com wrote:

Apr. 18th, 2007 10:07 pm (UTC)

This is the conversation they should have had!

bleached-drama.livejournal.com wrote:

Apr. 18th, 2007 10:14 pm (UTC)

Awesome! That's truly how it should have gone (or maybe OT3, but that may just be me). You really captured their tone in this episode well.

style-30.livejournal.com wrote:

Apr. 19th, 2007 12:58 am (UTC)

That's really funny. I love all the "seriously?" business. I wish they had this convo!

fatalisticrebel.livejournal.com wrote:

Apr. 19th, 2007 01:00 am (UTC)

LOLOL at both your fic and your icon. It looks like Wilson is trying to divine the very meaning of life.

I'm so glad the writers threw us House/Wilsoners a bone with that "just be straight with her" thing. XP

lilapaddy.livejournal.com wrote:

Apr. 19th, 2007 01:40 am (UTC)

PLEASE EXPAND, EXPOUND, MAKE EXPOSITORY.

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ignazwisdom.livejournal.com wrote:

Apr. 19th, 2007 04:00 am (UTC)

Hee! I'm glad someone expanded on their charming little patterns.

savemoony.livejournal.com wrote:

Apr. 19th, 2007 04:35 am (UTC)

They're was so litle here, and yet it was so vast and awesome. I loved it.

libusgrace.livejournal.com wrote:

Apr. 19th, 2007 05:16 am (UTC)

bestest ever! love it!

blighted-garden.livejournal.com wrote:

Apr. 19th, 2007 11:15 am (UTC)

*laughs* Oh that was a nice way to start my day =).

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bell wrote:

Apr. 19th, 2007 03:36 pm (UTC)

That's just about right, yes. ♥

lolz-loser.livejournal.com wrote:

Apr. 20th, 2007 08:47 am (UTC)

i thought so too, i was DYING during the episode. I was like, omfg h/w sex!!!!!

ahh, it was a great ep.

whyiloverain.livejournal.com wrote:

Apr. 21st, 2007 05:47 am (UTC)

I actually would not be completely shocked if the writers decided to make Wilson gay. Not House, of course - god forbid there be a good TV show with a gay lead character on a channel that's not Bravo, Showtime or HBO - but with last night's episode, and the whole Village People thing... it could be! I have hope!

Anyway, this was hilarious, and very much like their canon conversations. Nice. :D

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