Title Seriously!?
Rating PG
Pairing House/Wilson
Word Count 142
Spoilers 319 - Act Your Age
Summary Wilson comes out to House. Or does he?



“Just be straight with her.”

“I'm not sure what that is.”

“...”

“House, I'm gay.”

“Seriously?”

“No.”

“...”

“...”

“You are, aren't you?”

“...yeah. I also like to wear women's clothing.”

“I knew it!”

“Seriously?”

“Yeah, you're so girly. Makes sense. Fits.”

“Really? Because I was kidding.”

“Seriously?”

“Yeah.”

“About the gay thing, too?”

“Yeah.”

“And the Cuddy thing?”

“Thanks for the flowers. Night, House.”

“I have two more tickets.”

“When do I pick you up?”

“You did it again!”

“What?”

“You want to see me naked! Does that mean you have a bra on?”

“No, you want to see me naked.”

“But yes to the lacy underwear?”

“...yes.”

“Seriously?”

“No. Tell me when to pick you up, or you're walking. Night.”

And so, House decided he had to see Wilson naked in order to learn the truth. About everything. The end.