So glad this episode finally got here, folks were getting cagey in the fandom without House for two months!

And I'm again reminded how different my opinion is from the majority: not only do I generally like Season 4, I found this episode not to be one of the best of the season. I liked it, but it was mostly fluff. (Or maybe I'm just impatient for 411 and 412?)

Anyway. Off to the shallow end of the pool!



Sorry. You know I'm a Kutner fangirl. And I have a filthy mind.



House is a scrooge. (I don't blame him: Christmas blows.)


"Because I got sued when I called you 'honey buns.'" LOL. The consistent support for House/Foreman is disturbing XD


OMG. SQUEE. ADORABLE.


...and a case of Chase!face.


+1 for Taub for talking to Thirteen like she's a moron.


See, first I was like, "House and a kid! Always fun!"


Then: "She used to like to be on top. Now she likes to be on her stomach." DO NOT WANT. T_T


"CHILD ABUSE!" *cues sad music*


WILSON!!!


*goes into Wilson coma*




...lulz.


"You know every place your mom's thumb has been?"
"I'm sorry - I missed the rehearsal..." Hehe, they're role playing again XD







"You're so full of love...or something." Shit?



"When you care about someone..." You pay for Wilson's food?


"You lie to them!"


"You pretend their constant ponderous musings are interesting. You tell them they're not losing their boyish good looks and becoming worn-out and--" Oh, how sweet, House.


"You weren't complaining about my looks last night!" Sorry, this cap was asking for it.





"It's not cancer." And by that, you mean, it is cancer?


I wonder, does House walk away from Wilson more often, or vice-versa? And has that changed lately?


Taub and Foreman: Comedy Duo!




Hello there, clinic!


House is trolling for a new hookers.



Look, Cuddy. "You owe me $50."
"You owe me half a lapdance." Hm, B-.


"SECRET SANTA!!?" Oh, Kutner. *tries to hug*


*dead*



MASTURBATION! I mean, foosball. Goddamn you, RSL.


"I wanna do secret santa, too ;_;"


WILSONNNN.


After House's scathing remarks, Wilson debates going on a diet.




"What'd you get your wife for your final anniversary?"
"Which one?" (If only he said that!)


"Uh....." (Oh, he kinda did.)


"A sweater." LAME.


"You didn't buy it."
"I....gave her some cash..." OMG. LAMER.


Note to self: resume master plot to kidnap RSL and make sex slave.


"Nothing pisses a person off more than being shoved in the wrong pigeon-hole." Huh? That sounded...suggestive, somehow.



OMG. THEY WALK IN SYNC. IT MUST BE LOVE.


At first I was all "bwuh?" at some people's Kutner/Thirteen love after this ep. But apparently I had missed this scene. I guess Kutner will make her interesting (the way Chase or Cameron makes Foreman interesting).


WHOA. MORE MASTURBATION?


...wait. They're using the foosball table of love! It's like when Amber climbed over the balcony of love. And Thirteen and Kutner did the hallway walk of love. THE SKY IS FALLING.


PIZZA. Does the S3 metaphor still stand?


...I need alone time with this picture. >_>




Oh yeah, eat that pizza! .....there's something wrong with me.


Kutner and Thirteen are made of LOL together.


WATCH OUT WILSON. HERE COMES A GIANT HAND TO...this sentence can't possibly end with a PG rating.


Come now, Wilson. You did break the dude's guitar, after all...


"I've been looking for this all morning!" Well, if you didn't strip-search House, you obviously weren't looking very hard...


How is RSL bringing the sexy just by existing in this episode? Maybe I'm just going through withdrawal, but...damn!


"Your mom called. You're dad's dead."


Wilson isn't making this face because of what House said. The non-responsiveness is hilarious.


Wilson <3



His delicate brains hurt.



Wilson gets up to leave, again.




This shot's kinda creepy. House is onto us! Run!


"Gift could be from Wilson." >=D


".....I'm your secret santa." If you muted this scene, it looks like Kutner just declared his love for House.


DONKEY SHOWS WHUT?


"Wow...that is a creepy smile." XDDDD


"You bought House a present?"
"Why would I?"
"To screw with me." Oh man, Foreman thinks everything about him.


"Then I'm gonna say 'yes.'"
...these two really are turning into House and Wilson junior.


Is sad I recognized the hands?


=D




"This is the sort of crap that happens when you mess with people's heads?" ...are you talking about the non-cancer cancer man thing?


And there he goes.


I swear, didn't it used to be Wilson who followed House?


...



"Where are we going?"
"No where. I just know it hurts you."


Okay, I take it back. Wilson does seem pissy in this episode.


Hmmm....


ZOMG.


IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?


DRUNK!WILSON =D OMG. MY PRAYERS HAVE BEEN ANSWERS. *crosses off list and hopes naked!Wilson comes true, too*




Looks so buzzed.


Who's gonna drive him home? House, you're missing out on a golden opportunity!




This? Needs to be on an endless loop. House, warm him up!




Huh. This made me think of Ianto XD


"I saw something amazing." ......you fill it in, kids!





"You tell people the cold, hard truth all the time. You get off on it." No. Too easy. I won't say it.


So she told the truth because she cared. And House and Wilson are discussing. Uh-huh...come on, show, beat the audience with obvious stick a little harder.


Still drunk.


"Don't pin this on Christ, he's got enough nails in him."


"GOOD GOD, WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?"


"It's Christmas. I'm a reindeer." Yep, still drunk.



"It's a moose on a Jew."


"Who cares."


OH. MY. GOD. PERVERSION.




*breathes*




Wilson, dear: BEER BAD. Oh, wait, it's eggnog? That's fine, then.


"Happy Solstice, House." This got an LOL the first time around and an "aww" the second. Am I strange?


I'll just stop there, because that's 131 caps >_>

There's one thing deeply wrong with the show...WILSON AND KUTNER COMBINED BRING TOO MUCH ADORABLE.