Peggy, Joan, and Salvatore are definitely my favorites on Mad Men. But Salvatore took the fucking cake in 304. And no one seems to have screencapped this scene. But it is AMAZING.



Yes, even more amazing than this.


Kitty went out and bought some ~extra sexy~ clothes, 'cause Sal's all...distracted lately.



And Sal uses work as an excuse out of sex.


And Sal lies some more as to why he's acting...different.



Talking about work and the commercial that's ripping off Bye Bye Birdie.



And this is when I realize what he's about to do, and start going "NO SAL DON'T. RESIST THE URGE."



Oh god.



Kitty is still amused.


I'm already undecided whether to giggle or cringe.



AND THEN HE PRANCES ACROSS THE FUCKING ROOM.




Kitty's not so sure about this now...


I'm just hoping he won't start singing.




Because prancing across the room once wasn't enough.



Jesus fucking christ. I think my TV turned rainbow colors.



OH SWEET JESUS I MARRIED A GAY MAN.


And Sal's just adorable and oblivious, asking what she thinks about the idea.


And Kitty pretends he didn't just do the GAYEST POSSIBLE THING.


The Belle Jolie guy knows. Don knows. And now your wife knows. Staying the closet: ur doing it rong.


And it's only episode four...