BECAUSE THEY DESERVE A PIC SPAM LIKE WHOA.



THAT FATEFUL FIRST MEETING. (aka: House's Plans Backfire Big Time)


RAWR.



I SEE WHERE YOUR HANDS ARE, LUCAS.


YOU'RE JUST TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE, CAN'T TAKE MY EYES OFF YOOOOOU~



YOU'D BE LIKE HEAVEN TO TOUCH, I WANNA HOLD YOU SO MUCH



GOD DAMN, I FORGOT HOW LONG HE WAS STARING AT HER.


SHOES! OMG SHOES!



IS THIS WHAT A "COMPLIMENT" SOUNDS LIKE?



WHERE'S THE PUNCHLINE? WHERE'S THE CAMERA? HOUSE?


STILL CAN'T TAKE MY EYES OFF YOU


'CAUSE I LOVE TO WATCH YOU GO



OH BABY COME BACK TO ME (NO I DON'T KNOW WHY I KEEP QUOTING SONG LYRICS)



IT'S OKAY LUCAS, SHE JUST WANTS TO EYESEX YOU.


HEY.


WHERE'S MY LUCAS?



DAMNIT I'M COMING FOR YOU.


O HAI THAR. JUST LOOKING THROUGH YOUR STUFF.



THIS IS THE KIND OF COURTSHIP I UNDERSTAND I AM NOT AMUSED.


COME HERE~


YES. TAKE ME NOW PLZ.



JIZZED! IN MY PANTS!


THIS IS KINDA HOT FOR SOME REASON.


OH YEAH, IT'S LUCAS AND CUDDY, THAT'S WHY.


YOU'RE SAYING NICE THINGS TO ME. DOES NOT COMPUTE.


STUNNED. ABSOLUTELY STUNNED I TELL YOU.


THEY'RE NOT GOING TO EXPLODE, ARE THEY?


RUN, LUCAS, RUN. YOU'RE SO AWKWARD, AWW.


I LOVE YOU.


EH? EH?



LET ME PUT IT THIS WAY...


I'M LISTENING.


SHOULD WE KISS NOW OR LATER?


WELL?


LOOK AT HIM. HE'S SO FUCKING ADORABLE. IF NOT FUCK HIM, AT LEAST FEED HIM AND PAT HIM ON THE HEAD. GOD DAMN.


YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO BREAK OFF A PIECE OF THAT KIT-KAT BAR, CUDDY. DON'T DENY IT.


GEE, SHE'S NOT MAKING THAT PISSY LOOK SHE ALWAYS GIVES HOUSE. I WONDER WHAT THAT MEANS.


EITHER HE WANTS TO EAT THE PIZZA, OR CUDDY. IDK.



BLAH BLAH BLAH ENOUGH ABOUT HOUSE LET'S TALK ABOUT US.


SO, WHEN'D YOU LOSE YOUR VIRGINITY?


.............


NO ANSWER. MIGHTY SUSPICIOUS IF I DO SAY SO MYSELF.


SEX NOW? SMOOCHIES? ...DIRTY FLIRTATIONS?



THIS MAKES ME WANT TO MAKE A FANVIDEO.



LONG STORY SHORT: CUDDY JUST WANTED IN YOUR PANTS.



OH.


GOODBYE.


HE'S SO STRANGE, I LOVE IT.


MWAHAHAHAHA.


BABY COME BACK TO ME.




THE PRIVATE INVESTIGATOR FIGURED OUT YOU'RE INTO HIM. SHOCK.


THIS IS WHAT FLIRTING LOOKS LIKE.





GOD DAMN THIS SCENE IS LONG. I SHOULD'VE KNOWN HE WAS COMING BACK.


GRANTED IT TOOK A YEAR, BUT WHATEVER.


OKAY. MINUS POINTS FOR BASICALLY RIPPING OFF THE HOUSE/WILSON/AMBER STORYLINE.


BUT POINTS BACK FOR THE LOLARIOUS REVEAL.


AND LUCAS GOT SUPER HOT IN THE LAST YEAR WTF. DID HE WORK OUT OR SOMETHING?


LOL HOUSE. DID YOU REALLY THINK HE WOULD BACK OFF JUST BECAUSE YOU ASKED NICELY?


STOP THINKING ABOUT HOUSE. YOU HAVE A BABY AND A HOT MAN IN YOUR HOTEL ROOM. LET'S NOT GREEDY, NOW.


DOUBLE-DATE :D


OR MAYBE WILSON AND HOUSE ARE MOM AND DAD, AND CUDDY AND LUCAS ARE LOOKING FOR THEIR APPROVAL?



GOD DAMN THEY'RE SEXY.




GUESS WHAT CUDDY TOLD ME ALL YOUR PRIVATE BUSINESS!


YOU REALIZE I'M NOT WITH YOU FOR YOUR BRAINS.


BRAINS? WHO NEEDS BRAINS FOR HOT AND SWEATY SEX?


HE'S INSANE. HE'S INSANE AND IT'S TURNING ME ON.


INSTEAD OF CUDDY, WHY DON'T I GET YOU A GINGER ALE, HOUSE?
NO, YOU CAN'T HAVE SEX WITH THE GINGER ALE.


LOOK! SIM CUDDY AND SIM LUCAS WITH SIM BABY RACHEL.


THEY'RE SO TINY.


OH THAT'S BETTER.


HEY WILSON REMEMBER HOW YOU HATED WHEN I INTERFERED IN YOUR LOVE LIFE? COULD YOU KINDLY STFU NOW? KTHNX.


SO GLAD CUDDY'S HAIR NO LONGER SUCKS. NOW I CAN OBJECTIFY HER AND LUCAS AT THE SAME TIME. WIN-WIN.



KAY BABE, LESS TALKING ABOUT HOUSE AND MORE PLAYING HOUSE.



THIS SHOULD BE AN ICON. HINT, HINT, SELF.


SERIOUSLY, HE GOT HIT WITH A SEXY STICK OR SOMETHING.


HMM, HAPPY WITH LUCAS...PISSED OFF AROUND HOUSE. WHAT DOES IT MEAN?



THEY HAVE CHEMISTRY AND LUCAS ISN'T CRAZY. HUDDIES ARE JUST HATIN'.



WHERE'S THE (NEW) SMUT?



LOOK. AT. HER. SMILE.



MOST SQUEE-WORTHY MOMENT EVER. (I'LL HAVE TO REVISE THAT SHORTLY, RIGHT PTB?)








HEY THERE, JUST STALKIN' MY GIRLFRIEND AND HAVING FANDOM HYPOCRITICALLY BITCH ABOUT ME ACTING LIKE HOUSE. NOW I KNOW HOW AMBER FELT.


LOOK AT US, WE'RE SO IN LOVE.


HE MAKES ME RELAXED AND LIKEABLE!


I LIKE HER FOR MORE THAN HER BOOBS!


WOW, THAT WAS WAY LONGER THAN I MEANT IT TO BE. BUT TOTALLY WORTH IT.

STAY TUNED FOR MORE WHEN I NEED TO PROCRASTINATE AGAIN.