WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK

WHAT

WHAT



Since I'm bad and gobble up spoilers, I knew there was something fishy with Dr. Saunders, but I did not expect her to blow out Bennett's brains right then and there and in front of Topher. (I was like..."I know you hate him, but a little much? o_O" LOL) And of course I did not see the ultimate twist coming, that Boyd is the head of Rossum. Holy shit. Talk about getting his backstory!

I screamed. I really screamed! They made us love Boyd for two seasons and now suddenly every. Single. Moment. Between him and Echo is now SUPER FUCKING CREEPTASTIC. (HOLY SHIT HE IS CREEPY IN THE PROMO WHAT.)

Okay. Now that that's out of the way...

What's left to explain in Epitaph One: Safe Haven and Alpha's involvement, when and why Saunders' scars are removed, and Clive Abrose in Victor's Tony's body. God damn, that scene will be extra creepy now. (Of course, I can't imagine HOW we're going to get there, but I'm sure it will be fantastic.)

As much as I was intrigued by the idea of Caroline being *ahem* not so good, I'm very much enjoying the fact Bennett's memory was unreliable and all the fans foaming at the mouth calling Caroline a "bitch" from, what, 10-15 minutes we've seen of her in the series, have no legs to stand on.

By the way, Bennett and Caroline were super-slashy. Super. ("Aren't you pissed I used you?" "I'm hurt you won't." Whut.)

So it's not strictly Paul's "love" for Echo, but rather their whole connection that was removed by Topher. He's basically back to waiting for Caroline to show up...poor Echo. Though DeWitt, the stone-cold HBIC, bringing back Mellie...makes sense, but SUPER. AWKWARD.

OH. DOMINIC. DOMINIC WAS BACK FOR LIKE TWO MINUTES. I LOVE HIM. AND HIS SCENE WITH DEWITT WAS HOT. "Put him back in the attic." "You bitch, I'd rather die." "I'd rather you didn't." And he will be back again. I am looking forward to that :D

Is it too soon to breathe a sigh of relief for Ivy? Topher told her to leave, but that doesn't necessarily mean she got away. And, you know. Apocalypse stuff. (I'm so optimistic, can't you tell?) If that's the last of Ivy, then at least Liza Lapira got to actually flex her acting skills for a minute or two. Great scene.

So this episode leaves us with Bennett dead and Dominic back in the Attic...I'm assuming Boyd will die (is his name even really Boyd? MY WORLD. CRUMBLING.), Saunders of course is Whiskey-ized, Topher is going crazy, Tony somehow becomes doll-ized and has Clive Ambrose imprinted on him, and I don't even know WTF will be up with Echo/Caroline.

DAMN YOU, SHOW. DAMN YOU.

I have to go watch this again.

EDIT: Oh yeah, this is shallow and all, but DeWitt's outfit and hair in the flashbacks were FIERCE. That is all.

EDIT EDIT: Amusingly, creepy!Boyd plays right into my Dollhouse/House crossover fic. Hm...