Oh noes, Nip/Tuck had a documentary episode like House, which stole it from Show X. Oh noes! There's no originality left in the world~!

...Yeah, I'm not winning any fans by making fun of people's (irrational) complaints.

Oh well.



HOUSE SPOTTING!
Random side note: I got all of Oz on DVD this week, and I noticed Peter Jacobson (Taub) was in one episode. And he had hair! That amused me greatly. (Also, Keller got married three times and his second wife was named Bonnie. Doesn't that sound familiar?)

Then I realized Anne Dudek was on Psych at the beginning, only to be replaced by a younger, "prettier" actress, and that made me sad she keeps getting screwed over. And that I forgot she had been there =(


NIP/TUCK
Christian has swindled Sean into doing a reality show.


Sean.


Christian keeps making that shape with his hand. It's distracting.



"Yeah, this is important to me, Sean!"


"I am a star!" Oh. My. God. He's a Divo.


Sorry for the obsessive Christian screens, Sean-lovers. But he's just owning this episode XD


"....Please?" *dies from Christian trying to be cute*


*Sean also dies from cute*


"Do it for me." ............NEEDS NO COMMENT.


This cannot possibly turn out well.


"This show is about me and my partner." Yes, yes it is.


The partner.


Unflattering close-up FTW.


"Me and Sean have been together for 20 years." Yes. Yes you have.


"We're fantastic." And fabulous?


This episode already wins.






"First thing we say is, 'What don't you like about yourself?' It's just something I came up with."
".....I came up with it in med school." Rawr.


"No you didn't. I did." Uh oh.


"I was at a seminar. You weren't even there. You stayed in bed all day with a belly dancer." Pwned.


*cough*


"Tell me what you don't like about yourself." Whoa, stereo.


I love when they get into these pissing contests XD



He's a literal manwhore.


"...I don't like to judge." Dude, you're a manwhore, too. STFU.


Sean continues to work under the delusion that reality TV can be classy.


The acupuncturist.


Christian tries to stir up shit. "Yeah, she's Sean's ex-wife's girlfriend."


Julia has no idea why she's on the show.


LOL.




"She's still a little shy about PDA."


The guinea pig.



Liz wants to stick a needle in Christian's heart.


"Christian and I joke around, but don't mean it. We really love each other."


"Like Bill and Hillary. Ike and Tina." Lulz.


La la la.


"These people are crazy."


Liz is cute.



Christian continues to stir up shit.


"By saying Julia's not gay, I mean, um, er, uh, that is......"


Oops.


Gotta love Liz.


"Keep it on the surgery and out of the bedroom."


I have no shame.





Bulimic Slut returns!


Episode's not even half over yet XD


Eden tells him that Christian slept with Julia. Again. This is like shooting fish in a barrel.


"STAY AWAY FROM MY WOMAN, BITCH D=" Rawr.


Never watched that show. I'm so out of the reality show loop these days.


Christian stirs up even more shit.


"This town isn't big enough for the both of us."


MANWHORE'S ONTO YOU.


Mm, dorky glasses...


Uh oh.


"Of all the people you had to choose - Liz?" Well, Olivia did say she thought Liz was a hot momma.


Well, Christian got his drama.


He's so evil. That's why I love him.


"You weren't even there, Christian!"




I couldn't resist.


"....this is the cut they want to air?"


"Mmhm." A


"I did this for you!"


"Come on, like you don't love me."


"I won't be surprised if I turn on the TV next year and find you on Celebrity Fit Club."
"I AM NOT FAT! I AM IN TERRIFIC SHAPE!"


"I HAVE STANDARDS, YOU IDIOT!"
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry."


...You just can't make this stuff up.


"I like getting attention."


".......I've become deeply superficial, haven't I?"


"This show isn't about doctors! It's about two sex-crazed lunatics." The truth hurts, babe.


Christian insults Hearts & Scalpels. Again.



"The audience rated you a 2 on a likability scale."


"The lesbians tested high, though. Guys always think that's hot." XDDDDDD


"We're hot! You tell her, Sean!" I should make the next set of caps into a quiz and see who can guess which quotes were actually said on the show. (Yes, this one really was.)


Reality show's a no-go.


"I thought we were kind of cute."


"Me too."


"Despite your flaws - and there are many - you're still a cute little cupcake." DO YOU UNDERSTAND, LIZ? YOU'RE HOT.


Christian.


Oh man, Sean. He may not screw as many women as Christian, but he always, always, always picks the worst ones to mess with.


Don't bulimics have bad breath?


"Change is hard." OMG. Sean said the same thing in Christian's gay dream. That's all I wanted to say XD


Back to our guys again.



"Somethingsomethingsomething time to stop hurting people."
"Maybe." Can you even honestly call this subtext?