Title Jimmy Doth Protest Too Much
Rating PG
Pairing House/Wilson
Word Count 100
Spoilers None
Summary “We’re not…” Wilson protests for the millionth time.

( We’re not g-er, together. )

Title Pillow Talk
Rating PG
Pairing House/Wilson
Word Count 331
Spoilers None
Summary After House’s couch has been rendered...unsuitable for sleeping on, Wilson invades House’s bed.
A/N This wasn't originally meant to be goofy. And yet here it is.

( Yeah…sleeping in your friend’s bed isn’t weird. And you think you’re so well-adjusted. )