Not a lot of House/Wilson this week, but the awesome Cole/Kutner stuff nudged me to do some caps. So that's all this is - shameless House/Wilson and Cole/Kutner, even though there were some other great moments.

I was going to do Nip/Tuck 406, aka the Gayest (Literally) Nip/Tuck Episode Ever, but I should get back to my NaNo novel and I have to write a short story for school...(And I really, really want to write some House meta. There's so much going on this season!)

Making icons with these, as always, is fine. Give my time-wasting some purpose!

HOUSE, MD
KUTNER! Not even 20 seconds into the episode, and we get some HoYay in the Cole/Kutner flavor.


They're on a "man date." Cough cough. (Doesn't make up for never seeing House and Wilson's dates, though.)


So eager.


See? Cole thinks Kutner is adorable, too.


REJECTED.


Yes, I see exactly what you see. And it's hot.


Underappreciated humorous moment: "Is this part of the act?" "I don't know, I'm new."


KUTNER TO THE RESCUE!!


=D


Shortest-lived slash pairing ever, but they made me happy.


Oh, look, my other temporary ship!


Flames for Kutner. No symbolism there, or anything...


Kutner is so awesome, he's been fired twice already.


I just liked this shot.


Cuddy's thong. For realz, this time.


Kutner's knowing look.


"Take off your pants."
"You think I'm lying?"
"No, I want to reward you."


"OH. MY. GOD. YOU'RE NOT WEARING ANY UNDERWEAR." Best expressions ever.




Note Kutner and Cole aren't sitting next to each other here. Dun dun dun.


Now for what most of you came here for: Masturbation! Er, I mean...foosball.


Wilson <3 <3 <3



"Steal my underpants any time."


"CREEPY."


"This is beneath my skills."



Hey, three of my four favorite people in one room! (The other? Chase. Missing entirely from this episode ;_;)




When I see RSL, sometimes I think there might be actually be a god...XD


Since "it's never lupus" is no longer true, we should start saying, "IRRADIATION IS NEVER THE ANSWER."


I know, House. I know.


I dunno.


"9-3."
"5-0. Bitch."


LOL. HE EVEN SLAPS KUTNER LIKE HE SLAPPED CHASE.


Sorry, but Thirteen just WINS for this.




"I had a dream like this before. Except Wilson was here. And I wasn't writhing in pain." Bondage = automatic funny.


Whoa...Um. Yeah.





"Was it as good for you as it was for me?"


Wilson again!




He is the epitome of all things right with the world.


"You risked your life again."


If I may drop in a quote from Resignation: "This is why I take [the anti-depressants]."


And another, from 97 Seconds: "You didn't want to die, but you didn't care if you lived."


"I'm type AB."
"Of course - universal recipient. You take from everyone." There's another, dirtier metaphor in this discussion.


"Of course you're type O."


".........how do you know my blood type?" Interesting how freaked Wilson is by House being House.


"I don't know. Seemed to fit the metaphor." NO EYE CONTACT = LIES.


"Nnnnnoooooooo. Did you test my blood for something?" Theories: 1. House checked for STDs, 2. House wants your liver 3. House was bored


"I didn't. *mumbles* You must have told me..." Lamest. Backpedal. Ever. (Remember when House let slip Cuddy was trying to get pregnant and how lame that backpedal was?)


"Who the hell chats about blood type?" The Japanese.


"You're about to run out of here, aren't you?" Well, that's the price for being House's muse.


One last laugh before the (oh so slashy) angst.


Kutner thinks he's safe.


Oops. Wrong.


But why? He was right about, um, everything!


"And he's your love-nugget."


"You made a deal with Cuddy." Ice. Cold. The nickname "Mormon Foreman" turned out to be dead-on.


In my mind, Cole ~ Foreman and Kutner ~ Chase...so good thing Foreman hates you, Chase, otherwise this could have been your fate!


Fired. We already have a Foreman.


Oh man, Kutner's heartbroken expression. SO ADORABLE. And sad.








Romeo and Juliet got nothin' on them.