This is some epic screen-capping, with 145 pictures. Yeah. In other words, no Nip/Tuck caps this week. Sorry!

Making icons with these, as always, is fine. Give my time-wasting some purpose!

CHASE! <3 Not even two minutes in, and I'm in a Chase coma.


Just because Cuddy's even better looking in B&W.


House is fascinated by the camera.


Chase and House in one scene - only second best to House and Wilson in one scene.


"STOP FOLLOWING ME."


House's fake smile makes him look high. Or maybe he really is.


The newbies try to understand why CIA chick is here, much like the rest of us.


...yeah.


Kutner is awesome. I will keep saying that until everyone is brainwashed.


Kutner really doesn't know when to shut up.


"Sorry...SUCKERS!"


"Don't stare directly at it." And Thirteen does.


Volakis makes a Cameron move, not focusing on the case. But she is awesome because she only cares about getting the job, and now hates CIA chick in addition to Thirteen.


Accidently took this. Made me laugh. XD


I get it, CIA chick is a foil for Thirteen! To show us that although Thirteen is unnecessarily pretty (GORGEOUS), she at least has a goddamn brain!


"I think she might be an idiot." Really now? Not the chick who quit her job because you had a position on your penis!


WILSON!! 'Nuff said.


This image...amuses me, out of context.


Ah, the many faces of James Wilson...



Wilson starts teasing House. "She's a C-cup?"


"...D-cup?"


"I can't fire her!" See, if House didn't have any guilt right here, he would have left here and fired her on the spot, on Wilson's say so. But then we'd have no episode.


"WTH? Guilt is my specialty..."


Because there can never be enough Wilson.



Frustration abound! (Is it just me, or are HL's eyes extra pretty this week?)


We take a break now for a message from Kutner: "Don't do drugs! Crack is whack!"


"You're not pretty enough to be an idiot." Taub looks wounded.


"Do you have a minute to be disemboweled?" Although totally not threatening from your recent behavior, awesome.


"I always wear ties. I'm a doctor." Lulz.


Foreman points out CIA chick's idea is stupid. House looks like he's having flashbacks to his hallucination in No Reason.


Okay, how many slashers are working on this show? After House calls Cole pretty, Taub breaks urinal etiquette around him by talking...


...and standing right next to him.


Wilson looks so serious.


Wait, he's about to prove why we love him...


Stringing them along...




"Personally..."


"I think he was just tapping his foot and reaching for the toilet paper."


"And that's how we met."


Wilson's such a great bullshitter. This is his way of saying, "Fuck you, I'm not telling you anything about House!" How sweet <3





Then House comes barging in.



"You can't talk to my Fav Fives!" Okay, my fangirl heart fluttered. House is watching out for Wilson covertly.



"Now GO!"


Oh man, I love House and Wilson. So much. It's unhealthy.




I love that they can make a scene slashy just by looking at each other.






I present to you, Wilson's ass.


"She's making me an idiot!"


"It's cute. You have a crush." A



Wilson tries to get House to date, and House refuses. Cough cough.
"Thirteen's pretty."
"She killed a patient!"


"The bitch is pretty."
"...The bitch is a bitch."


Wilson tells the story of his life: "Boy meets girl, boy gets stupid, boy and girl live stupidly ever after."


"Pretty girl kill again?" I love it when Wilson lets his bastardness show.


Wilson looks thoughtful about...something.


Now for an interlude: this patient is owning the scene.


But Cameron is competitive. "I love Dr. House."


"I mean...what was the question?" Then she starts stuttering and makes unintentional double entendres. YET I LOVE HER MORE.


Just because.


.............*dirty thoughts*


To make up for not doing Nip/Tuck caps this week: "Tell me what you don't like about yourself."


We learn that Taub is an older, less attractive, balding Wilson.


I love that Taub is short, and this angle made him look even shorter.


"We're gonna get caught." Doing...what, exactly? (BTW, being a spoiler whore, I was already squeeing in anticipation.)


I love that they're hanging out so much lately. Two break-ins in seven episodes. Hot.


"Where'd you get those keys?"


"Blew the janitor." Wilson is unfazed, lol.


Delayed reaction.


"What?" Just confused, not shocked...


House's face is screaming: "I'M SCREWING WITH YOUR HEAD."



Into the closet they go. Oh, symbolism!




Again, they make a scene slashy just by being.


Wilson wants House to rewind.


Just the part where she leans forward. Because you can almost see through her dress.


Obviously teasing House. But am I the only one who thought he was trying to get House hot and bothered? In the closet.



*awaits icons saying they're watching porn together*



Wilson really gets off on screwing with House's head, in case you haven't noticed after 70+ episodes.




Laughing at House's misery. (Does RSL have the best smile or what?)



OMG 100 SCREENCAPS. I NEED A LIFE.


Well, I can't stop! This episode is so slash-happy!


"You think Foreman's gay?"


"Did he become an idiot around Chase?" OMG. Wilson thinks Chase is pretty - now I'm convinced he really was checking him out in the previous episode!


House considers this. House and Wilson ship Foreman/Chase, while Foreman and Chase ship House/Wilson. Beautiful.


The teasing resumes.




"Wow."


"I can't believe I'm that guy."
"Every guy's that guy!" ...still in a little denial, Wilson?


"I'm not every guy!" Slashers, read that as you will.


I seriously thought they were going to have a Very Special Moment here. Damnit, twice now this show got me!



"All guys are that guy."
"I'm not all guys!" Again, read into that as you will.



"Cameron was smart."


"You know...I'm beginning to doubt that."


Wilson exits the closet.




Poor Chase. I know, she had me fooled, too. I thought she really was done with House. (BUT I STILL LOVE HER. WHY?)


He really reminds me of Chase. But more insane.


Oh, Chase...you do always glow!


Just when you thought we wouldn't get anymore Wilson!




Talk to the hand!


Because Wilson has the power in this relationship.


"You have a problem." Oh, the same one as in Act Your Age?


"You hire beautiful girls, enslave them, force them to be around you..."


House only pretends to listen. He's really imagining Wilson naked.


But what's with Wilson's hair? He's normally so put-together...


How'd his hair get messed up? Was he making out with someone? In a closet?


Wilson tells House to fire CIA chick. Because Wilson said it, we know what House will now do.


Wilson: Adorable to infinity.


"Thirteen's coming, hide!"



"Shut up."


Wilson looks at x-rays, pretending to be innocent...


But it's difficult.



Another House/Wilson scene? Why, thank you!


"She's getting uglier by the second."


<3


In closing: CIA chick about to cry.


And this really does not need a comment, it's so great.