Rating PG-13
Pairing House/Wilson
Word Count 290
Spoilers 406 - Whatever It Takes
Summary House calls Wilson.
“...Hello?”
“Hey, hey Wilson – Wilson, guess what I'm wearing.”
“House?”
“Wrong! Try again.”
“It's three in the morning!”
“Nope, not that either.”
“What are you talking – are you high?”
“Three strikes. You're out.”
“What did you take?”
“Trick question.”
“House.”
“I'm not wearing anything!”
“...I'm hanging up.”
“Aw, don't be like --”
“Hello?”
“Hello.”
“House? What's up?”
“Not me.”
“Okay...”
“Think I can get a refund?”
“Do I want to know what you're talking about?”
“They should at least pay for the wasted porn.”
“...”
“I mean, if I knew this was going to be a bust, I wouldn't have wasted my time. And money.”
“...You're just messing with me.”
“Only because it's the next best thing after sex.”
“You're probably just sitting on your couch, watching cartoons.”
“I'm sitting on my couch, watching cartoons. Specifically hentai. Naked.”
“...”
“I think I'm getting some lift off. Call you la --”
“What?”
“That's no way to greet your friend.”
“I don't want to hear about your...escapades.”
“Don't worry. I'm done.”
“...”
“Just basking in the afterglow of self-love at the moment.”
“Christ, why are you calling me?”
“Wow, you haven't even seen me, and I'm already your lord and savior?”
“See you? Why would I want to see you?”
“Well, for one, you're still talking to your post-orgasmic friend on the phone.”
“What are you – you - stop it!”
“You know we're going to have to come up with a safety word.”
“Safety --?”
“How about...'Vogler'? That'd kill the mood immediately. Hell, I think it's already working.”
“Are you high or just insane right now?”
“Actually, I'm horny.”
“...”
“Still there, Jimmy?”
“I'm done with this conversation.”
“Don't be a tease!”
“I'm hanging up.”
“I'll be thinking of only y--”
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... I need more icons of Ten from Tooth and Claw.
I'm gonna go look at your icons now, I do so love some good Ten/Jack. *a few moments later* I love your icons.
I need to re-watch Tooth and Claw sometime. I've just finished the second season, y'see, and now I'm re-watching the episodes and doing giant picposts on my journal because there is always just so much Tennant goodness to report on.
Matter of fact...friend me? :D?
Gawd. Tennant in Tooth and Claw is HOT. I must love the disheveled look or something. *vaguely amused*
OMG! NEW FRIEND! YAY! *friends!*
Oh my GOD, I love the disheveled, nerdy-boy look. It's, like, the biggest thing for me. Please excuse me while I fangirl about for a bit. *fans self*
Yay new friend! My posts are all f-locked, except for picposts. I also write a story, so posting parts/drabbles of that constitutes a lot of my entries. :)
I NEVER THOUGHT I WAS REALLY INTO THAT KIND OF LOOK AND THEN I WATCHED THAT EPISODE AND GOOD LORD. YES ♥
Ahaha. My LJ's mostly public. I tend to be a writer but a lot of my stuff is under locks and more locks--most of them private locks, so uh... whenever I start writing Who fics... they may be under speshial locks until I become brave enough with writing again *has been on some kind of weird hiatus thanks to school, uwaaaaaaah*
Man, adorably distracted, disheveled nerdy boy is like my number one type of guy. Where ARE they on my college campus? THEY NEED TO COME TO ME. SRSLY. AT THIS TIME. :(
My writing's under f-lock because it's a Whofic featuring an original character and, though she is most assuredly not a Sue, I still fear that unacquainted people might take her the wrong way and give me shit. Ironically, since I'm going to be a journalist, maybe I should get used to people possibly giving me shit for my writing? I dunno.
I have no idea! Where are all the tall non-bean-pole guys at? DX I hate being tall and big--what most people these days politically correctly call "full-figured". DX
Yeah. I can see how people would take it the wrong way. I don't get why people can't just not read things they know they're hate. *shakes head* But I don't tend to mind OCs too much, so. |D
I'm short and bigger than I'd like. Different problems D: (can't reach things, jeans are too long, people are always like "OHAI YER SHORT" in case I forgot, etc.)
Well, if you don't mind well-written OCs, then I must take the opportunity to pimp my story. http://harajuku-girl.livejournal.com/271167.html?#cutid1 is the Amazing Archive Post. Jump in! :3