In case they don't sound married enough, House insists Wilson is lost.




"I'm not lost." Of course.




"I'm not lost."



And we're finally here.





"Good heavens, we haven't missed it after all." Good heavens? GOOD HEAVENS?






MAMA'S BOY.



"Thank you, James."



Wilson is not convinced House won't embarrass them.




"Stop looking so worried. I know he's going to make me proud."



"I'm sure you know him better than I do."



House's expression. And following Wilson with his eyes. T_T



Does anyone know the name of that fic where House takes Wilson to his father's funeral and heavily implies they're lovers, just as a fuck you to his dad? Because I just keep thinking about it XD







House's dad is James Bond. (I kind of wish we saw him.)










"Our son Gregory would like to say a few words.....Greg." I kind of <3 Blythe.



Awkward speech.





Now it's awkward in a different way... (HOUSE = HIS DAD)



"I just wish--*sob*"
Me: NO. NO MORE CRYINGSAD!HOUSE D:



Wilson's expression sums up my feelings about WTF is going on.





Wilson's getting up...


See, I could buy the choking up. The kiss, House, was just a tad too far...
(AND: LOL HUGH LAURIE KISSED R. LEE EMERY.)



???


What does this look like to everyone else? Wilson goes up to "comfort" House? They whisper to each other, then run off to another room. And get into a lover's quarrel. Seriously, WTF.










"How can I still be surprised?" I ask myself the same thing every week, Wilson.


"Oh, cut the crap. You enjoy what I do." >=D
This makes me think of Miss Congeniality. "You want to kiss me, you want to hold me~!"



You know how you're suppose to make "I" statements? These two just make "you" statements. XD


THAT'S RIGHT, GET IN WILSON'S FACE :DDDD



THAT'S RIGHT, WILSON, GET ANGRY!! *fap fap fap*



"You're scared to death of losing anyone who matters, so you cut out the person who matters most."
GYUH. IF THEIR ARGUMENTS ARE THIS SEXY, JUST IMAGINE WHAT THE ACTUAL SEX IS LIKE.



"I'm not scared to death, I'm moving forward!"
"You can't lose what you no longer have!"


"Your father's death is about you. Amber's death is about you. I can't imagine why anyone wouldn't want to be your friend!"




"Admit it. You're scared of losing me!"
WE ARE THE MOST SPOILED SHIPPERS EVER. I LOVE IT.


"Admit it. Admit it. Admit it. Admit it."





"What are you, five? Stop repeating--"
"Admititadmititadmititadmititadmititadmititadmitit--"






HAWT.


THE MOMENT I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR.




...oops.


"Still not boring." Awww <3


"Did you know I was going to do that? Because I didn't know I was going to do that..."



"I know you have trouble letting people go."



In short: House saw a hot twenty-something doctor in New Orleans who was going through a divorce, and decided, "YES. THAT ONE."







"You know, you could just wait for the MRI to have your curiosity satisfied."
"What person who is nothing like me are you saying that to?"



Differential with Wilson :D


He's just completely fuckable. I'm sorry. XD


"You're a middle-aged Chinese woman."
"Fine."
"I want you to say it."
"...I'm a middle-aged Chinese woman." XDDD
(Now it's pretty much canon that Wilson's annoyed expression, 90% of the time, isn't for real. He's laughing on the inside.)



Wilson has an epiphany :D



Sexy.







Awww



"This is fun, isn't it?"



WILSON LOVES HOUSE. WILSON LOVES HOUSE. WILSON LOVES HOUSE.


Emo House again? T_T


WILSON STOPS TO GAZE AT HOUSE THROUGH THE GLASS BEFORE GOING IN. THE LOVING GAZES ARE BACK :D




"I hear your patient's gonna be alright."
"Is that why you're here? Colleague checking up on a patient?"
Dude, I swear this is a romance trope: "WHAT ARE WE SUPPOSED TO BE? FRIENDS? LOVERS? FUCKBUDDIES?"



"Something going on?" Why why why is he so cute? And why why why hasn't House hit that yet?



"I'm celebrating."




"My mom hated him, too."
HOLY SHIT. THIS REALLY SHOCKED ME. BLYTHE. YOU FOXY LADY.


"Isn't that what you wanted? Why should it depress you?"


"It doesn't depress me. It doesn't make any difference at all. That's what depresses me."
I really love this line a lot for some reason.



NOW BACK TO HOUSE AND WILSON WILSON WILSON.
"Well, I guess nobody gets to choose who their parents are."





"I'm not even sure anymore you get to choose who our friends are."



Oh God. The way House is getting all hopeful but trying not to be...MY HEART. IT ACHES.




I seriously can't shake the feeling I've seen this scene a million times...in love stories.


"If you're coming back because you're attracted to the shine of my neediness...I'd be okay with that."
;AGJAKFNSDLFASFASFLLKJFA';ASKFD;AF
NO SHIP CAN TOUCH THIS.








"That strange, annoying trip we just took was the most fun I've had since Amber died."


House's stunned silence is a beauty to behold.


".....you hungry?"



"...Wilson."


"Yeah?"


"My dad's dead."


"Yeah. My sympathies."


SO, GREAT EPISODE, OR THE GREATEST?



WAIT. WAIT.


ARE THEY?


YES. HOUSE AND WILSON JUST WALKED OFF INTO THE SUNSET TOGETHER.


IF YOU JUST ADDED IN SOME SEX, THIS WOULD HAVE BEEN AN AWESOME SERIES FINALE.

I EXPECT AWESOME FANFICS, PEOPLE.

DON'T DISAPPOINT ME.

I'LL CRY.

*DIES*