Tuesdays are the best night of the week, ever.


HOUSE, MD
See that nurse? She's been on the show since season 1, and I swear she's on more often than Nurse Brenda. How do you get a gig like that? I want her job. (And that's it for the random thought of the day...)


Chase is cute. Aw. (I still miss the facial hair. Damn show getting my hopes up.)


House thinks the patient has Mirror Syndrome. So what's the first thing he does?


Go see Wilson!


Wilson fulfilling his eyeroll quota for the episode.


Here he goes with the Wilson!face.




Confuzzled and slightly disturbed Wilson.


"LOL HE'S J00, WILSON." Little does House know, the joke's on him!


"It's all about Cuddy!" *pissy face*


*pointed look*


"Gotta be the alpha dog!" Man, they are setting us up for a great punchline.


It's either sad on my part, or awesome on RSL's, that he can crack me up just making that face, even when half of it's covered up.


Still being Wilson.


Wilson approves.


WAIT FOR IT...


Wilson's so smug. Smug's looking good on him this season.


"I hate you." Yeah, like Wilson's gonna buy that lie.


Everything they do is like...porn. No, it's better than porn!


OMG HERE'S THE PAYOFF: The Mirror Syndrome patient mimics whoever he thinks is in charge!


*pointed look*


"I am in charge of our relationship." Oh man, I love being right.



House tries to explain that he's not Wilson's bitch, really! (Oh noes! Another set-up!)



"You'd pick up my laundry if I asked you to." House continues to protest Wilson's claims. (Wait for it...)


...wait...


...Yes, House just opened the door for Wilson. This was seriously the funniest moment to me.


Fortunately for House, there are more pressing matters, so Wilson can't taunt him some more.



Holy shit. That is awesome.


I just love these two.



Taking a momentary break from H/W: "She said her hoo-hoo burned." Kutner. FTW.


Look, Foreman and Cameron! ...Hey, wait.


She must be a witch. It's the only explanation why I like her this season, four episodes in a row. Or maybe it's the blonde. Or maybe because she just pwned Foreman.


I took this one by mistake, but it made me LOL. And I just realized that's the hallowed-out lupus textbook from S3. Awesome.


Wilson has come to pwn Cuddy, again. Because, as we now know, Wilson > House > Cuddy.


KY Jelly. Don't ask.


Secretly, Wilson just wants to tell Cuddy she's stupid.






Then he talks to her like she's stupid. I love you, Wilson.


"Where were you two hours ago?"
"....Where were you?"
He makes the best faces, EVAR.







House looks like he's been scarred for life by his poop.


OMG THIRTEEN IS LIEK SOOO MYSTERIOUS!!11! AND HOUSE IS TTLY IN LOVES W/ HER. YAY. Those of you also sick of Thirteen's supposed mystery, highlight the following spoiler that reveals her real name: Remy Hadley.


Sorry, I just love Kutner. He keeps arguing with House over stupid crap. XD


"You can do naughty things with this stuff." WTF IS WITH THE MASTURBATION TALK IN THIS EPISODE? ...not that I disapprove.


Wilson should have been mirrored again. Because he's so awesome.


This is why I love you, House. OMG.


You see, what's happening here, is that Wilson is becoming drunk with power. He knows, logically, Cuddy is his bitch. And Foreman probably is, too. And the entire hospital...


And Cuddy hits her lowest point ever. But the cane!gun is awesome.


Sorry, Omar Epps was just looking delicious here. Carrying on...


This image is awesome in so many ways: Wilson's expression, Chase being Chase, Cameron actually dressing well...and I wonder if that janitor's name is Blue. Spoiler whores will understand.


This one's all about Chase. He's so adorable. (EDIT: WHOA, WHAT IS WILSON LOOKING AT?)


If Chase doesn't stop with these looks he's giving House, I'll get into Chase/House slash, considering I don't feel incest vibes this season XD




NIP/TUCK
Their fishies are being taken away. (My favorite three in one scene, yay!)


"We is broke!"


Sean wants to be metrosexual now.


Hey, if it worked for Christian!


I think this officially outgayed S4 already. Sean is shacked up with Christian, and they look like a couple watching TV with their adoptive child. Dude.


Christian says, "I'm hotter than he is." This is Sean's reaction.


See, I'm not one to squee over kids. But this one is so adorable. And with Christian, twice as adorable.


Domestic.





What? I said the kid's adorable!


"Your son." Aw, don't be like that, Sean XD


Mommy and daddy are fighting. About getting a nanny. YOU CAN'T MAKE UP STUFF LIKE THIS.


"Don't forget your keys, honey!"


When Wilbur starts calling him mommy, I won't be surprised.


...yeah.


Good lord, this scene cracked me up. Pictures alone cannot convey its awesome.





"OMG. We fucked up. Oops."



Sean and Christian's grandchild. I shit you not.


I just liked this shot.


Back on the couch. I love it when Liz gets to be one of the guys.




"WTF!?" Poor Christian. I smell mid-life crisis.


Wilbur, the hot potato.


And Christian starts ranting XD



"Yes, we're partners." What? What?