"Holy shit, don't knife me! I already got shot twice!"

House pokes the patient with his...metaphor.

Why, hello bizarro!Chase.

House wonders whether sharp things hurt.

Wilson will laugh when House cuts himself.

This is why you never get a date with House, Wilson!

"Stick the knife in the socket - all the cool kids are doing it! Plus, there's a sexual metaphor in there."

Where is she going?

Wilson is again interrupted while talking to a patient. Must be House!!!

...No. Just Cut-Throat Bitch. Poor Wilson, so used to this insanity.

"OMG. I AM LEIK...SO INSULTED!!1!" ILU CHASE. (aka "House/Wilson lovechild") BUT WHERE'S THE MANLY STUBBLE?

See, I completely ignored what Cuddy was saying once they stopped in front of Wilson's office...

"HEY, WILSON!!! GONNA CUT A CRIPPLE'S EYE OUT. WANNA COME WATCH?"

At House's beck and call.

"Good times." However, not as good as watching someone take a swing at House.

They watch Cuddy leave, appreciatively. HEY, I CAN TOTALLY GO FOR BISEXUAL WILSON. LET'S MAKE A HOUSE SANDWICH!

Wilson in doctor-mode. (The others being "boyishly charming" mode and "bastard extraordinaire" mode.)

"Shut up, House." House doesn't shut up.

"STFU, HOUSE." House shuts up, at least for a little while.


Hallway walk of love! (Er, pissiness?) They're officially walking in-sync, again <3





Only Wilson can push House's buttons like this.

See? Now House has to go and prove Wilson wrong. Stubborn bitch XD

House is dead. Again. He's like Buffy!

CASUAL!WILSON, AGAIN!? THIS SEASON ROCKS.







It should be illegal for RSL to be so adorable at his age.

WTH? IS THIS THREE STORIES?

WAIT, WILSON'S HERE. IT MUST BE FANFICTION.


"You're an idiot." I'll let the pictures speak for themselves.








Something's up. House looks upset.







Wilson's "I love you but I kind of want to kill you right now" face.

House's hand. Smart enough not to shock his cane hand; too dumb not to shock himself.


"Just looking at you hurts."

I

LOVE

YOU

NOTE THE LACK OF SARCASM!
NOTE WILSON'S RESPONSE!
NOTE THE OMG!SERIOUS MUSIC!

EDIT: I just noticed this - the only time House looks at Wilson during that scene is when he says, "I love you." And Wilson is no longer able to look at House after the "I love you," except for one, very quick glance.
ESCALATION!
S3: "Maybe I don't want to push this until it breaks." (Son of a Coma Guy)
S3: "I need you." (Human Error)
S4: "I love you." (97 Seconds)
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