Seriously, this is just an excuse to take screencaps I'm never going to use...




Wilson tells Cuddy she sucks at her job.


"I thought you were taking me to a restaurant! You never take me nice places anymore!"




Partners in crime...literally.



House plays the cripple card to conveniently get Wilson to bend over...




"Hey, Wilson..."


The next series of shots look deliciously domestic out of context =)






Wilson decides to be like Jigsaw.





Wilson lies to conveniently get House to bend over...





House in glasses, because that's always hot.


"DO NOT WANT."


Poor disheveled Wilson...



Rawr. The nurse so wants to hit that.



Wilson is fully aware that his love of telenovelas is...odd.



"AM I GONNA HAVE TO CHOKE A BITCH?"


Uh oh.



House proceeds to make this face for the entire scene.


How can you not love him?





"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE."



Wilson looks for his patient...


...only to find random nurse who has the hots for him!


Wilson prepares to choke a bitch named House.


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