Wilson tells Cuddy she sucks at her job.

"I thought you were taking me to a restaurant! You never take me nice places anymore!"



Partners in crime...literally.


House plays the cripple card to conveniently get Wilson to bend over...



"Hey, Wilson..."

The next series of shots look deliciously domestic out of context =)





Wilson decides to be like Jigsaw.




Wilson lies to conveniently get House to bend over...




House in glasses, because that's always hot.

"DO NOT WANT."

Poor disheveled Wilson...


Rawr. The nurse so wants to hit that.


Wilson is fully aware that his love of telenovelas is...odd.


"AM I GONNA HAVE TO CHOKE A BITCH?"

Uh oh.


House proceeds to make this face for the entire scene.

How can you not love him?




"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE."


Wilson looks for his patient...

...only to find random nurse who has the hots for him!

Wilson prepares to choke a bitch named House.

No comment necessary.

Comments
I just died from the happy. Your comments make me laugh sooo hard. XD Almost as hard as House wants to tap Wilson. But let's talk about that later.
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Okay, it's later now :D
Thank you for the caps!!! ROFL Wilson choking a bitch. Oh man. AND HOUSE'S LEER OF DOOM!!! XD
XD
xD Thank you for the lovely screeencaps. ^^ Much love! <3
ILU!!
I'm stealing some of the caps.
I have the wildly impossible fantasy that it's randomly revealed a few episodes later that the nurse is currently Wilson's boyfriend, but Wilson was just trying to keep it on the DL in this episode XD
How did you obtain screenshots :| been trying to find the ep all over the interwebs. (cept torrents, my computer rejects those)
You can find a bunch of direct download links at
WILSON/MALE NURSE IS MY NEW OTP. I have a request, can someone make me an icon saying that?! That would be orgasmic. XD
Unfortunately, my icon-making is mediocre, at best.
But here's my attempt:
Man, that one just had me cracking up all over again! Excellent screen caps and comments!
You can find direct download links at
yesh i can watch this over and over and over and over and over and over and...
You are awesome. :D *saves*
Stealing them all for ogling and possibly iconage - will credit anything I use.
THANK YOU SO MUCH! XD
And what a HOT face it is! Anyway, this post gets a M, as in "Mmmmmmm..." ;)
::dies laughing::