Latent Gay.
Someone who is transparently gay but believes himself to be straight. Spends all of his time shopping and drinking coffee with straight women who see him as a friend. Wears lots of salmon pink clothes. Inspite of being gay, talks constantly about which woman he'd like to fuck.
'Have you seen the tits on (generic female name) - she's a shag. BTW I'm going shopping'
'Hey, we could go to the bar, but I fancy a nice hot black coffee inside me''
and Wilson always starts out being FRIENDS with the women he marries - and then he just doesn't do anything when they jump him, cuz hes got issues. Ones that have more to do with need vampirism than sexuality.
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