I swear, I think House actually outgayed Nip/Tuck this week. That's quite a task. House was at his most blantantly flamingly bisexual in this episode (because if you take what he said to the CIA chick seriously, then you have to take what he said to the guy seriously, too).
HOUSE, MD
About three minutes into the episode, we get a Wilson reference: House has stolen his entire lunch today!

"Is that your breakfast?"
"Technically, it's Wilson's lunch."

And some more gratuitous shots of House enjoying Wilson's cooking.


Who the frack is this?

He's House's No.1 fan! And he wants to talk in private.

o_o

False alarm. It's just the CIA. Whew!

"I assume you're going to drop trou at some point during the dance - don't see why I should have to share."

"Who's your friend?"
"We prefer the term 'life partner.'"

Kutner's onto you!

...And then House talks about lap dances. But from who?

But he's not done yet! House is determined to get laid and makes a Village People reference.

Aaaand House just popped a boner looking at the helicopter.

"What a man, what a man..." House's ring tone. Right out of fanfic.

CIA chick finally showed up. After House sexually harassed the guy multiple times already.

"What a man, what a man..." In case you didn't catch that House's ring tone is really gay the first time around.

Continuing the Taub/Volakis subplot (?) from Mirror, Mirror: "Shiksas are for practice."

Kutner, you jackass. I love you.

"Can I have a kid? I'm working too hard."
"I can help you with that."
"If I had two minutes and anti-nausea meds, I'd take you up on that."

"Could be lupus." Actually, Cameron....just no. IT'S NEVER LUPUS. NEVER.

Oh snap! House killed the patient. Almost.

What? I said I love Kutner. His playing with random things replaces Chase's oral fixation.

Cameron and Foreman fight to the death! YES!

Poor Chase. Cameron keeps talking about House. Then they both get pouty. Adorable.

"My safe word is 'help, please please stop.' That's two 'pleases'. Anything less, and you can keep going." Come on, that was funny.

House calls his "valet." For a "consult." If you know what I mean.
...OH NOES. THE EPISODE INFECTED MY MIND. Oh wait, I'm already perverted.

WILSON! Time for gratuitous Wilson shots.

For some reason, even his left-handedness is adorable to me.

"Either you're sprawled naked on the floor with an empty bottle of Vicodin, or collapsed naked in front of your computer with an empty bottle of Viagra." Wilson's not very shy about saying this in front of the nurse.

"Please tell me which, because Chase has another pool going." House/Wilson/Chase. You know it's hot.

Wilson placed his bets on the Viagra. I am glad to say, I did not make that up.

Wilson won't believe him. CIA chick notes "he asks a lot of questions for a valet."

House: "I happen to have a position available on my penis."
CIA chick: "FAIL."

"We've only had one assassination attempt." THERE'S YOUR "NO REASON" REFERENCE. NOW STFU ALREADY.

Wilson calls back.

*dies from cute*

"Did they do a background check?"

"They did a background check on you, they did a background check on your friends." Of which House has exactly one of. Wilson is disturbingly concerned about this. Whatever he's hiding, it must be "personal!"

Wilson denies having been to Afghanistan, but not the heroin.

Imagine walking by and listening to this conversation. Seriously bizarre.

Cuddy comes running to Wilson, again. Shock and awe.

Wilson already knows Cuddy won't believe him.

"He's consulting for the CIA."

"WTF. DON'T LIE TO ME BITCH."

You know, I think Wilson got a CIA-hardon, too.

The way he fumbles the number reminds me of when he was on speed. XD



"HOUSE WILL PAY FOR HIS LIES."

"Okey-doke."

"Why are you punishing me more than him?"

Aww, puppyface.

House is not interested in hearing about the women's "devil dance."

Now it's time House's smooth exit.

...or not.

When did Cameron stop dressing like a little girl? It's awesome.

"Remember when you used to try to kill me? Those were such good times."

His nickname will forever be "The Nutjob." But seriously, that was the greatest twist of all time.

House's Foremancrush rages on. Which does nothing for his heterosexuality.

House thinks he got away without being punished. Fortunately, Cuddy still has some brains left and knows he's a lying liar.

"I know how to kill a man with my thumb!" Funny, when the CIA chick said it, she admitted it was a sexual euphemism.

"SHIT." Speak of the devil.

This is the expression the episode closes on. He doesn't exactly seem happy.

NIP/TUCK
"I'd be happy to do you." Christian rolls his eyes.

Christian feels unloved. Two episodes in a row, he's been this close to crying XD

Does this even need a comment?

Wow, speaking of naked and on the phone...

It's Julia!

More nakedness.

"You're not moving in with your current piece of ass."
".....YET!"
LOL. He reminds me of Wilson: Just completely, and utterly dorky and adorable, even though he's a bastard.

Yeah, he really hates clothes, doesn't he?


Having a Jack Harkness moment?

"WHAT THE HELL? MY PENIS!" Okay, Jack never had that problem.

I just love Christian's expression when she opens her shirt. He sure loves boobs. ("Mommy issues." *snickers*)

I love it when characters randomly acquire glasses. These are so adorkable.

Julia again.

...and Julia's girlfriend. Least shocking reveal on the show.

Christian has a surprise, everyone!

NUDIE PICTURES!

Liz has great reaction shots in this episode. Here's "Oh! My lesbian eyes!"


"What's bare and hard all over? ...ME!!"

I've officially been watching this show too long. It took a few moments before I realized how wrong this situation is.

Who shoves nude pictures of themselves into their friend's face? Christian does, apparently.

"Does this make you feel sexy?" Again, I'm glad to say I did not make that up.

He must really like this picture, because it's the third time he's flashed it.

Christian finds out what kind of people are reading this magazine...





"Gay mafia pride!" Oh Christian, you're so desperate...

While Christian poses in trashy magazines, Sean is on TV every week and gets to be People's "Top 10 Most Eligible Bachelors." Which Christian was rejected from. Ouch.

HELLO, BEARD. This is how many women both Sean and Christian messed with? Julia. Kimber. Julia-look-a-like. This chick....

They're fighting over yogurt. I am not kidding.

HIM HIM HE HE MAN DUDE GUY MALE DANGLER

OOPS.

Liz's "HAHA. Julie has joined the dark side!" reaction shot.

Awkward...But slashers will love Julia's little speech: "I don't know if it's a question of being gay, Sean, I just...fell in love with her." IT CAN HAPPEN, SEE?

"After he impregnated me, I bit his head off." I approve.

Predictably, Christian starts having lesbian fantasies.

Sean thinks that Christian thinks that Julia went gay because of him.

"Dwarf-humping." "Carpet-munching." I LOL'd at how un-PC that was XD (And, hey! Marlowe was hot.)

They pretty much admit Julia's a beard.

"Julia's a dyke!"
"Don't call her that. She's the mother of our children!"

"Carpet-muncher's nicer."
"Beaver-bumper."
"Muff-diver."

"OMG." "OMG." Now imagine that with teenybopper voices.

Then Christian admits he went after Sean's girlfriend because she's Sean's girlfriend. "It's like I'm hypnotized or something."

Okay, this is going to give me nightmares. Especially when they started singing. I didn't even have nightmares over the Carver. *shudders*

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And I'm especially glad of that last cap of House, being all, not happy looking when the CIA chick shows up. I also didn't catch that (was too busy being "oh, what the fuck, no"), I'm sure they were trying to pass that off as "shock", but it doesn't look like good shock. House didn't even give that little grin thing he does, so ha.
yay~
I LOVE these. AWWW PUPPY. We need puppyWilson iconage. Now I'm torn between imagining puppyWilson. or penguinWilson ....some strange combo of both perhaps.
House's expression in those last shots are so "....Well.....Well shit..."
Puppy Wilson. Appropriate for all ocassions.
Jack Harkness moment! I don't even watch Nip/Tuck (but I should... it's just that Christian looks exactly like pictures of my Grandfather when he was young...) but that was made of win. XD
Oh my...that could be a little awkward XD
Sorry, that me laugh.
Though that would be disturbingly interesting, though. o_o
House's #1 fan made me LOL. =)
seriously. im so freakin ecstatic i wont even bother to read whats been said until AFTER i let this off me chest.
House steals Wilsun's lunch. Isn't he like in a HOTEL ROOM, where i doubt he brings his tupperwares to???!!! much less have ANYWHERE to cook (which cuold happen if he does a room service and brought along a buttload of Tupperwares when he moved into the hotel and packed his lunch--no no thats so ghey..) so where the bleeding hell is Wilsun staying now??? he either got and apartment or has moved back in with House.
the latter sounds more appealing tho. could account for the *not so happy cum semi-shocked* House when he saw
CIA betch shoved in our faceCIA woman...he's in a RELATIONSHIP already...and that RELATIONSHIP involves lunch in Tupperwares XDXDI'd LOVE for Wilson to move back in but I don't think he has... I actually hope he hasn't cause I wanna SEE how House could convince him to do that. Srsly. instead of the show doing things behind my back and not telling me XD
at the back of me head i'd rather they just DO ANYTHING but m kinda terrified if it ever goes cannon... House convincing him to stay would make for a cracktastic episode!!
Loved the Nip/Tuck ones especially, I hope you'll keep posting them. =)
And I humbly request your permission to again use these in icons (the other batch, by the way, is almost done)!
I love the Jack Harkness moment, though that bit of hair in front reminds me of Astroboy for some reason. And I've always kind of compared Sean and Wilson, they're such dorky doormats. And that singing at the end...I dunno what that was.
BTW, I love your icon of that Sean/Christian dream kiss! Can I gank, or possibly get the screencap?
They're so similar. I love the one episode, I think it was back in S1, when Christian yells at Sean, "You're not nice! You were never nice! You're just repressed!" I thought that summer up Wilson pretty well, too.
BTW, I love your icon of that Sean/Christian dream kiss! Can I gank, or possibly get the screencap?
Go right ahead! (Hm, I think I still have this ep on my computer...maybe I'll screencap it to bring in more fangirls to the dark side...)
And if they got HL to strip, too, we'd all explode in a cloud of glee XD
'life partner.' lol
House's ring tone. Right out of fanfic.
I didn’t notice it, but when a friend pointed it out… ring tone FTW!!
The pouty Chase/Cameron scene was funny.
"My safe word is 'help, please please stop.' That's two 'pleases'. Anything less, and you can keep going."
This was one of House's best lines in this ep! :)
I loved Wilson's scene, and his lines, ant that he denies having been to Afghanistan, but not the heroin. Lol.
And so much love for Wilson's puppyface!
Ah, Nip/Tuck.
Christian has no right to roll his eyes about the "I'd be happy to do you," line. How many times has Christian slept with a patient? I mean...I probably can't even count that high!
I thought I was the only one who found Wilson similar to Sean/Sean similar to Wilson. They have a lot in common, don't they?
Jack Harkness moment = lmao.
I have a glasses kink. Sean in glasses is hot!
*grumbles about too much Julia*
Oh God. That scene.
Christian: Lolz, here's a picture of me naked. It giving you a boner, buddy?
Sean: You have problemz.
Christian: THIS your new gf? WTF? Fat girl Sean? You can do better. But I sex her up tomorrow to make you jealous, anyway. Then we can has fight over bottled water and Yoplait.
When Christian started shoving his naked pictures in Sean's face I just...started laughing and couldn't stop. (You think since I've been watching Nip/Tuck from the beginning I'd have learned by now not to be surprised by this kind of stuff, but no.) I mean, seriously? What? Who does that? I don't care what bullshit Christian sprouts, his is gayer for Sean than a very gay thing. I try to think of a reason for Christian sleeping with Sean's sexytime friends that doesn't sound not only wrong, but gay, and it just doesn't seem possible.
"She's the mother of our children!" Oh, Nip/Tuck. Never change. (Unless you want to kick Julia off the show so she'll stop coming between Christian and Sean. That would be kinda nice.)
Thanks again for the wonderful caps!
That's what they want you to think! And then it'll finally be Lupus.
I have a glasses kink. Sean in glasses is hot!
Yes, they are. Then again, I equate dorky with sexy.
On Julia: But, but...it's because of Julia that Sean and Christian came together. In bed. XD