"Holy shit, don't knife me! I already got shot twice!"

House pokes the patient with his...metaphor.

Why, hello bizarro!Chase.

House wonders whether sharp things hurt.

Wilson will laugh when House cuts himself.

This is why you never get a date with House, Wilson!

"Stick the knife in the socket - all the cool kids are doing it! Plus, there's a sexual metaphor in there."

Where is she going?

Wilson is again interrupted while talking to a patient. Must be House!!!

...No. Just Cut-Throat Bitch. Poor Wilson, so used to this insanity.

"OMG. I AM LEIK...SO INSULTED!!1!" ILU CHASE. (aka "House/Wilson lovechild") BUT WHERE'S THE MANLY STUBBLE?

See, I completely ignored what Cuddy was saying once they stopped in front of Wilson's office...

"HEY, WILSON!!! GONNA CUT A CRIPPLE'S EYE OUT. WANNA COME WATCH?"

At House's beck and call.

"Good times." However, not as good as watching someone take a swing at House.

They watch Cuddy leave, appreciatively. HEY, I CAN TOTALLY GO FOR BISEXUAL WILSON. LET'S MAKE A HOUSE SANDWICH!

Wilson in doctor-mode. (The others being "boyishly charming" mode and "bastard extraordinaire" mode.)

"Shut up, House." House doesn't shut up.

"STFU, HOUSE." House shuts up, at least for a little while.


Hallway walk of love! (Er, pissiness?) They're officially walking in-sync, again <3





Only Wilson can push House's buttons like this.

See? Now House has to go and prove Wilson wrong. Stubborn bitch XD

House is dead. Again. He's like Buffy!

CASUAL!WILSON, AGAIN!? THIS SEASON ROCKS.







It should be illegal for RSL to be so adorable at his age.

WTH? IS THIS THREE STORIES?

WAIT, WILSON'S HERE. IT MUST BE FANFICTION.


"You're an idiot." I'll let the pictures speak for themselves.








Something's up. House looks upset.







Wilson's "I love you but I kind of want to kill you right now" face.

House's hand. Smart enough not to shock his cane hand; too dumb not to shock himself.


"Just looking at you hurts."

I

LOVE

YOU

NOTE THE LACK OF SARCASM!
NOTE WILSON'S RESPONSE!
NOTE THE OMG!SERIOUS MUSIC!

EDIT: I just noticed this - the only time House looks at Wilson during that scene is when he says, "I love you." And Wilson is no longer able to look at House after the "I love you," except for one, very quick glance.
ESCALATION!
S3: "Maybe I don't want to push this until it breaks." (Son of a Coma Guy)
S3: "I need you." (Human Error)
S4: "I love you." (97 Seconds)
Comments
I agree with anonymous up above me: Wilson looks like he's looking at House, not actually at Cuddy, as she walks away. But really I think the scene is MEANT for Wilson to be looking wistfully at Cuddy's ass, so I won't make too much of it.
"Just looking at you hurts" is so incredibly painful and somehow lovely at the same time. It's so powerful. Intimate and honest. Wilson's voice is perfect. House's "I love you" is just icing on the cake, what pushes the scene beyond Eternal Awesomeness.
I totally, totally, 100% agree that there is absolutely no sarcasm or humor in House's declaration of love. He's dead serious. The voice, the tone, the expression on his face. All of it. He's entirely sincere. There is not one trace of a joke in it. I actually think it's stretching things to say he's joking when he says it, like willful blindness. Not to say House is suddenly hankering for hot gay sex with Wilson. It can be platonic love. All that matters is that he means it.
/spamming with comments
It can be platonic love.
It makes me laugh when people try so hard to deny it for that exact reason.
Either way, I just want House to acknowledge that he LOVES Wilson, without hiding behind the smokescreen of humor. The fact that a lot of people are insisting that the ILU is a reaction to W's promise of pain meds and nothing more, not a true declaration of love, annoys me to no end. It reeks of not boldness, but desperation. Thus end my Really Deep Thoughts.
Okay I'm really done now.
I do think they chose ambiguous timing. But all other things point to "he meant it." (Reminds me of his apology to Wilson in "Words and Deeds." Same kind of things.)
Er, do you get my point?
Oh, and I am sooo making an icon out of the "Only Wilson can push House's buttons like this" cap. XD!! Perfect expression!
I love you so much for the ILY series of shots. SO MUCH! And yes, there is definitely escalation. What is the next step?? S5: "Let's shag."
Now if someone would post quick clips for download, of those 3 quick scenes, so I could throw them on my ipod, I'd be eternally grateful!!!!
If I didn't know what this is about, I'd think these are screencaps from a romantic-comedy. AND SO MUCH LOVE FOR WILSON'S 'JUST LOOKING AT YOU HURTS' OMG.
I totally read this as "Only Wilson can push House's buttocks like this." while staring at the picture below it. And then I got so. confused.
The caps are brilliant, you do not mine if I steal? I will def. credit you
ifWHEN I icon this episode. ♥"House's hand. Smart enough not to shock his cane hand; too dumb not to shock himself."
Bwah, so true. I would be angered at his actions, but ... "I love you".
HAHAHAHAHAHA! So much love for your re-telling.
*mems*
"It should be illegal for RSL to be so adorable at his age."
You are totally right. It is so illegal. LOL
I have to say, the scene where Wilson said "Just looking at you hurts." like totally come out of one of the fanfic, guessing someone has been reading them too.
I LOVE YOU
I LOVE YOU
First Casual!Wilson again, three episodes in, already seen him twice in casual and OMFG it's hot.
Then Wilson at House's bedside, I was almost dead just from that. We deserved that after the lack of Wilson in Three Stories.
Then 'I love you', after which we Hoyay-ers killed the internet.
Love the caps, will snatch some.
i died laughing for about 5 minutes just now over that. i totally didn't even pick up on that but you are so right.