This week, I shall not tell you which quotes I made up. Just to prove how screwed up this show is XD
Ack, Bulimic Slut! *hides*
Sean being a dork in the face of sex, again. (And did I mention the songs Nip/Tuck picks are always perfect?)
"Oh...Christian!" Hm, awkward.
"It was just a matter of time until you got that stick out of your ass." Mind. Gutter.
"This was a get-it-out-of-our-system screw. Don't worry. Clinginess after sex happens, especially with older guys." There is something deeply wrong with me for liking her a bit more for that line. Seriously.
"I don't date guys with gray pubes." Oh, Sean. XD
"You lying bitch." Right to the point!
Hey, Kimber, if the shoe fits...
"You've been putting our granddaughter at risk!" *squee*
Kids.
Parents.
DISAPPOINTMENT. JUST SAY NO TO DRUGS, FOOL.
"KIMBER J00 IS UGLY AND ST00PID."
"AND A CRACKHO."
Notice how Julia is entirely absent.
Matt is just talking to his two dads.
"The double daddy store's closed."
"...our granddaughter..." *is easily amused*
Oh, here's the half-assed acknowledgment that Julia is Matt's parent, too. Not that anyone really cares XD
PLASTIC FANTASTIC! ...wait, no? Oops.
OH NOES. NIP/TUCK IS COPYING A PLOT FROM HOUSE (CANE & ABLE, FYI). THERE'S NO ORIGINALITY LEFT IN TV. Yes, I'm going to keep mocking that kind of complaint.
I have no shame.
...awkward.
"Could I get his number? ...just for research purposes."
I think my TV just melted from the shameless gay. Not to mention dude he just grunted like two times. AWKWARD.
"What do you want, Kimber?"
"You. Inside of me." These two and their lame pick-up lines belong together =P
Hey, I think Cuddy shops at the same place as Kimber!
"I guess if you're going to be a degenerate slut, you might as well get paid for it. I would know."
Julia's really unnecessarily bitchy this episode when Olivia is awesome. Julia, minus 5,000 cool points.
...and the episode officially gets creepy.
The people behind this show are seriously sick. I love them for that.
Who would think to do this to their characters? o_O
Julia's awesomeness in this scene doesn't balance out her overall bitchiness in this ep, though.
LIZ! (And, OMG ANI DIFRANCO!)
And the new love triangle begins. (But if you count Sean, wouldn't that be a square? ...ow, my brain.)
"Hey, Seany."
"Hey, you and Aidan done jerking each other off?" Jealous much?
I will not make House reference to this scene. I will not. Not, not, not.
Say not to guns, kids.
Kimber fascinates me in her fucked-upness.
Sean fails at not looking like a loser.
"Alright girls, take off. Seriously. Take off." ...Great. I'm now slashing these two.
Bulimic Slut strikes again!
...
Unintentionally funny cap.
It really bothers me that she's supposed to be bulimic but seems perfectly healthy (physically that is).
Hot.
Real subtle, Nip/Tuck. =P
Kimber shatters Matt's heart into a gazillion pieces. A gazillion.
"...but i luv u."
Yeah, slapping your wife around wasn't a good idea there, Matty.
And she's taking his kid.
SUCKS TO BE YOU, MATT.
See, he looks cool now...
"Call 911, I'm having a heart attack!" ...yeah. Serves him right.
"He didn't have a heart attack, he had an adverse reaction to Ecstasy. You know there's an age limit on that!"
"We're having an affair. Sort of."
"Sort of? Is that like being a little pregnant?"
Awkward Moment #323523
"Listen, you little bitch..." Awesome! Still doesn't balance out Julia suckass bitchiness in the rest of the ep.
"You think prancing around in your short skirt and seducing older men makes you special? It doesn't! It makes you a stupid whore!"
"That decaf?"
"Yes, Dad."
*Twilight Zone music plays* This part was weird. Just...watch it, if you haven't.
Father-son chat. Christian style.
Ava reference! (Does Matt have mommy issues? That's two older women...)
...yeah, that's not talking.
"What are you doing?"
"Tryin' to make a man out of you!"
"You've always been such a whingy little bitch! No wonder Kimber dumped you!"
"What, you don't love me either?"
"Of course I do, I'm your father!"
"I don't want to see you until you get your shit together!"
"Until then, consider yourself an orphan!"
"Is Sean home?" All I'm thinking is oh my god, they're still living together!?
And this is why Julia sucks this week.
Good work, Matt. I'm sure you made Christian proud.
...Yeah.
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And your caps totally make my day. And they're educational! One of your caps was of a scene I didn't see, and didn't understand, so I looked up the show's characters. God, these are some fucked-up people. XD
The cast of Nip/Tuck is so fucked up, and I love it XD
So much stuff happening...
I'd be worried about Matt dying if they hadn't done that odd "look into the future" episode. I wonder how he's ever going to become a doctor?
Don't make fun of Sean all the time, he's the king of cool! xD
I was just wondering that, too. (Along with shallowly wondering when he'll be sexy like in the flashforward episode. >_>)
Don't make fun of Sean all the time, he's the king of cool! xD
I only make fun of him because I love him! Like RSL.
AND OMG AIDAN! Awkward doesn’t even begin to cover it, but I too am totally wanting to see slash between him and Sean after 507.
Julia…urg. Olivia is waaay too good for her. Not that it matters, because I think we all know Julia will NEVER be happy, regardless of who she’s bonking. Have you seen the latest episode? I just remembered your screencaps and commentary today and was going to see what you thought about it. I won’t spoil anything in case you haven’t, but urg, I almost wanted to stop watching the show after last episode; it pissed me off that much. Off my soapbox though…
The Kimber scene with her stealing the coat is awwwesome. Love the song they matched it with. Ryan is so good with that.
Once again, URRRRG with the Sean/Julia. If this show doesn’t give me lots of gay in the next few episodes I’m…I’m…going to write Ryan Murphy hate mail! (Oh, like he cares…)
I admit it, as much as I love Sean I laughed a bit when he went to the hospital. I mean, COME ON, if anyone’s going to have an adverse reaction to Ecstasy while having sex it’s going to be Sean. Nothing goes his way. Ever.
I shouldn’t love Christian for throwing that coffee/tea/whatever at Matt, but I do. Or I did. Until last episode.
Oh, Matt. The fucked-up-ness of this show and it’s characters never fails to amaze me.
ILU for this!
I'm so tempted to write it XD
Julia…urg. Olivia is waaay too good for her.
Seriously. When she showed up with Olivia, I thought, "Hey, a healthy relationship! That means Julia will have to fuck it up somehow." Yeah, I've seen 508 - Julia sucks (NO PUN INTENDED. OR WAS IT?) so much more in it. But it all goes in cycles...Sean and Christian get into a pissing contest over Julia with lots of gay subtext (can you say "beard?") for a while, then she leaves the picture some way and it's just the two of them again, rinse and repeat. It's been the formula for the last four seasons =P
If this show doesn’t give me lots of gay in the next few episodes
I dunno, I found 508 really, really gay despite (well, because of) all the Julia/Christian stuff. I might get the caps for that up tomorrow.
I admit it, as much as I love Sean I laughed a bit when he went to the hospital.
I LOL'd so. Hard. I just thought, "That serves you right for trying to keep up with an eighteen year old." XD (Or maybe I just get off on seeing characters suffer. That would explain why I love this show.)
The fucked-up-ness of this show and it’s characters never fails to amaze me.
I know! Especially considering how the first episode of the show went, you'd think we'd stop being amazed by this XD
I suppose you're right about Julia. However, er...well, I don't know if you read spoilers or not, but there's something Ryan Murphy said that's been troubling me, and I don't know what to think. If things keep on like they have then Christian and Julia will never be together permanently *gag*, butttt I still don't like them together. At all. Even for a one night romp.
Caps are always welcome. :) And it definitely had it's gay moments, but I think the "we love each other" just ruined the whole episode for me. The only thing that can make up for that now is the boys beating the shit out of each other.
I love seeing my favorite characters suffer, too. But Sean has been through so much I just feel bad for him. I'll still laugh about it, and maybe he DOES deserve it, but still, bad. XD
Makes no sense, does it?
I can't make any promises, because I never write 90% of what I intend to. (Example: I started a Nip/Tuck-House crossover this summer, but never finished it.) >_>
However, er...well, I don't know if you read spoilers or not, but there's something Ryan Murphy said that's been troubling me, and I don't know what to think.
I fail at finding Nip/Tuck spoilers. And you've got me all fascinated now.
The only thing that can make up for that now is the boys beating the shit out of each other.
*flashbacks to when Sean beat the crap out of Christian while yelling, "I LOVED YOU THE MOST* ....hm, huh? Got distracted there.
Anyways, you'll have to mosey on over to nekocat (http://nekocat.insanejournal.com/) for all future updates, because I'm leaving LiveJournal.
Well it's about Julia. It could either be really good, or really bad. *shrugs* You never know with Nip/Tuck.
I was thinking the same exact thing after seeing the previews for next episode. Er...actually I was thinking that exact thing two episodes ago, but details. A repeat would not be disappointing.
That's regrettable, but with the way things are I can't say I blame you. I bookmarked your journal, so I'll see you there! (I don't have a journal there, but if I need to make one to comment I will. No biggie.)