I'm terrible at Photoshop. But I've never been so determined to 'shop an image until now...

( When the promo monkeys give you lemons, make lemonade. )

Wilson: You two are like dogs circling each other in the park. And I say that with all the love in the world. You need to sniff each other’s butts, bare your teeth, and arrive at some strange detente. Otherwise, you’ll end up biting each other’s eyes out. Again, with all the love in the world.

House and Amber decide to have “joint custody” of Wilson and formally hammer out an arrangement. The show runner referred to the storyline as “a triangle of affection.” Hugh Laurie (House) called it a ménage à trois.

How could I not ship it?

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Title Twice the Trouble
Rating PG
Pairing House/Wilson/Amber (Established)
Word Count 100
Spoilers None
Summary And Wilson thought he’d be safe with Amber to keep an eye on House.

( Come on. It’ll be fun, I promise. )

Title House Porn
Song Colors (Karaoke Version)
Artist Hikaru Utada
Pairing House/Wilson/Amber
Spoilers Clips from 523 - Under My Skin...though you might not be able to tell.
Summary House proposes a three-way to Wilson and Amber.
A/N Because the "Jizz in My Pants" video wasn't perverted enough. (And there is a punchline to this video.)

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Happy birthday to me! Yes, I am celebrating my 19th by drawing House, Wilson, and Amber piled up in bed. Since I can't have it in canon.

(And, dude, where's my nephew? He's supposed to be born today >_>)

Anyway.

( House/Wilson/Amber FTW. )

Okay, the emotions in this episode were too epic for TV. It hurts too damn much. D:

...and it's harder to watch the second time around.

It's like Crash. Except I've known the characters for 86 episodes instead of 2 hours.

Bitch-centric caps coming here soon (like, within a day).

( Warning: incoherency, lots of D: emoticons, and repeated use of the word 'fuck'. )

I'll be more coherent later on. Caps on Wednesday, because I have to write a paper.

( FUCK. )

I finally recovered from the depressing spoilers to screencap the depressing episode!

...what is wrong with me? D:

Coherent thoughts were posted here.

Bitch-centric caps here.

( Made of awesome. )

Screencaps coming later. For realz.

( Now that I can think coherently... )

Title Strange Rules
Rating PG-13
Pairing House/Wilson/Amber
Word Count 242
Spoilers Season 4
Summary Amber wants to play a game.
A/N For cryptictac's House/Cuddy/Wilson/Amber Drabble-A-Thon. Prompt: don't touch.

( Strange rules, but he's willing to abide by them. )

Wilson's Heart spoilers of massive proportions.

( IT HURTS SO GOOD. BUT MOSTLY HURTS. )

A coherent story arc? OMG.

( Talky talky talky. )

My coherent thoughts are here.

Bitch-centric caps coming this weekend here.

These last four episodes might end up being the last caps I do. I just anticipate college eating my brains. And time. Time's important.

( In which Wilson is the master manipulator. )

I was just going to toss this in with the screencaps, but I'm having downloading issues, so those won't be done for several more hours. Grr. I want to see drunken Wilson again!

( Talky talky talky. )

I was up until 1 AM squeeing again. And then I woke up late and almost missed the bus this morning. And I forgot to watch Nip/Tuck.

But I don't care.

( WE FUCKIN' WON. )

I was up until 1 AM squeeing. No joke.

(This set of caps is moreso shamelessly House/Wilson than usual.)

( Was it as good for you as it was for me? )

There will be more Amber-centric caps on my Cut-Throat Bitch website. Eventually. Must eat something. Now.