Rating PG
Pairing House/Wilson
Word Count 662
Spoilers 401 - Alone
Summary House's sneeze knocks him off-balance. Thank God.
A/N Yes, inspired by the promo picture. The only way to stop my fangirling is just to give in.
( Reading makes you stupid. )
Rating PG-13
Pairing House/Wilson, Wilson/Cuddy, Wilson/Chase, Wilson/OMC
Word Count 1,564
Spoilers Some Season 3 references
Summary Five ways Wilson could have come out (or been forced out) of the closet, but more than likely didn't.
A/N I've been wanting to write this one forever. Entertainingly, OpenOffice likes to guess what word I'm typing. For this story, it decided I was trying to title it "Five Ways Wilson Didn't Come Outrageously." That sounds like a fun story. Alas, it's not this one.
( What's the differential diagnosis for an adult male who blow dries his hair? Besides being Chase, of course. )
Rating PG
Pairing House/Wilson
Word Count 448
Spoilers None
Summary James Wilson is not a touchy-feely guy.
A/N Another short fic to keep from going insane while working on a much longer one. And on a completely unrelated note: I had a dream about Wilson, House, Foreman, and Cameron (yes, I know, no Chase!) having a freaky four-way in a patient's kitchen. I blame Nip/Tuck.
( Sometimes Wilson is pretty stupid when it comes to House. )
Rating PG-13
Pairing House/Wilson, House/Stacy
Word Count 1,322
Spoilers 322 - Resignation
Summary "Have you ever loved anybody else?" From three point of views.
( You miss that more than free sex. )
Rating PG
Pairing House/Wilson
Word Count 142
Spoilers 319 - Act Your Age
Summary Wilson comes out to House. Or does he?
( “You want to see me naked!” )
Rating PG-13
Pairing House/Wilson; Wilson/Cuddy and House/Cuddy if you squint
Word Count 1,779
Spoilers This is written as a pseudo-alternate version of season three (only because I'm too impatient to wait for the season to end and start from there), and some events occur in the story, although a little jumbled up, so yes and no to there being spoilers.
Summary House is running out of vicodin and Wilson notices him limping again. Then House is forced to bond with a rape victim, drudging up bad memories and more pain.
A/N Well, here's chapter 4, which kind of took it's own direction. It feels a bit...off, but I did some tweaking that seemed to make it worse, so I left it alone.
( He stopped putting faith into anyone a long time ago – not in his father, mother, friends, and especially not lovers. )
Rating PG-13
Pairing House/Wilson; some Cameron/Chase
Word Count 1,630
Spoilers This is written as a pseudo-alternate version of season three (only because I'm too impatient to wait for the season to end and start from there), and some events occur in the story, although a little jumbled up, so yes and no to there being spoilers.
Summary Cameron accidently catches House and Wilson kissing while delivering a case. Being Cameron, she can't drop the issue and investigates, and Wilson being himself, panics.
A/N Here's chapter 3, which is actually the first one I wrote (and the easiest)! This chapter's song, "I'm A Guy," is from Anjuli Dawn's album Give, and taken completely out of context to make it fit =D God, I love this song.
( “I think I saw House kissing Wilson,” Cameron says in a small voice, as if she is suffering some sort of trauma from seeing her boss lock lips with someone who isn't her. )
Rating PG-13
Pairing House/Wilson; some Wilson/Cuddy and Cameron/Chase
Word Count 1,589
Spoilers This is written as a pseudo-alternate version of season three (only because I'm too impatient to wait for the season to end and start from there), and some events occur in the story, although a little jumbled up, so yes and no to there being spoilers.
Summary Whitner is beating House at his mind games. He gets an inappropriately young stalker and Wilson is...jealous?
A/N Forgive me, but I must plug Noe Venable for a moment, since I nabbed the lyrics from her. "Don't Stop Crying" is on her album Boots.
( “Cuddy's breasts look bigger, don't they?” He lifts his hands up to demonstrate. “Fuller.” )
Rating PG-13
Pairing House/Wilson; some House/Cuddy and Wilson/Cuddy
Word Count 1,838
Spoilers This is written as a pseudo-alternate version of season three (only because I'm too impatient to wait for the season to end and start from there), and some events occur in the story, although a little jumbled up, so yes and no to there being spoilers.
Summary House can walk and Cuddy wants Wilson's sperm. But nothing's ever that simple, and, of course, you can't always get what you want. Oh, and a definitely-lesbian Julie Whitner appears as a recurring character.
( After three months of running laps and being cooped up with Wilson, he is craving a case as much as he craves vicodin. Used to crave, he reminds himself, because he doesn't need it anymore. )
Rating PG-13
Pairing House/Wilson
Word Count 605
Spoilers 311 - Words and Deeds
Summary House gets back from his scam rehab and kisses Wilson; Wilson has no immediate complaints.
( Wilson works slowly through the paperwork on the desk and sighs; he doesn't feel a particular need to rush, because there is nothing waiting at home for him. )
Rating PG
Pairing House/Wilson
Word Count 405
Spoilers None
Summary The ways House hears, sees, smells, touches, and tastes Wilson.
( Half the time, you aren't even sure what Wilson is running his mouth about. )
Rating PG
Pairing House/Wilson
Word Count 331
Spoilers None
Summary After House’s couch has been rendered...unsuitable for sleeping on, Wilson invades House’s bed.
A/N This wasn't originally meant to be goofy. And yet here it is.
( Yeah…sleeping in your friend’s bed isn’t weird. And you think you’re so well-adjusted. )
Rating PG
Pairing House/Wilson
Word Count 100
Spoilers None
Summary “We’re not…” Wilson protests for the millionth time.
( We’re not g-er, together. )
Rating PG
Pairing House/Wilson
Word Count 564
Spoilers 314 - Insensitive
Summary House and Wilson try to get their old relationship back.
( It was gone. The intimacy between him and Wilson. And not “intimate” in a euphemistic way. )
Rating PG
Pairing House/Wilson; House/Cuddy, House/Stacy, House/Cameron, House-Chase
Word Count 1,997
Spoilers 314 - Insensitive, and a bit beyond (although not very noticeable)
Summary Cuddy, Stacy, Cameron, Chase, and Wilson think about their twisted relationships with House.
( Some people would ask, with no tact at all, how Wilson’s relationship with House could go back to normal so quickly. )
Rating PG
Pairing House-Wilson
Word Count 1,020
Spoilers 311 - Words and Deeds
Summary House learns to appreciate Wilson.
A/N First fanfic I wrote in a long time, and first for House. Originally posted here: http://community.livejournal.com/house_wilson/984695.html
( ...Never ending pain. Too bad there weren’t all-you-can-eat varieties of pill bottles. )